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IndustrialOfficeThoughts 1h
Oh no Dave, it’s fine. I can totally send out your proposals for you. I know you’re busy doing absolutely nothing, and I’m already doing everything else in the office. It’s fine. Ive got it.
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Jennifer 50m
Someone say “happy Friday” one more time ! 😤🤬
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Confessions from the Cubicle 37m
The temp, who has been here a month, just tried telling me how to do my job.
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mjc 2h
You survived the week although you’re financially broken, sleepless and stressed. You surpassed the distractions, the mean ones and piles of work. 🛡🎊
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⚡️HOOKED⚡️ 4h
It’s a temps last day in the office and she just came to me and said I can have her portion of Covent Garden soup left in the fridge as someone told her I like soup... sweet but am I known as ‘the girl who likes soup’?! Been here 5 years and met my fiancé here but ok
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D.D∀RKO ☂︎ 22h
I have a colleague that touches my monitor when she’s explaining amendments to work I’ve done for her. Everytime. Look at her finger marks. This isn’t normal behaviour is it? 🤷‍♂️
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Abbie Rosé✨ 53m
so the new guy at work...gave him a shot, i really did. And then today he asked another employee if they were on their period for taking an entire muffin. Needless to say, we no longer speak.
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OFONJ 48m
When you try to blend in with the team so you don't have to do the work
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Cʀʏsᴛᴀʟ L. Kɪʀᴋʜᴀᴍ 15h
CoW1: I like my men the way I like my jujubes CoW2: Five at time?
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Sarah - Busy Waking the Dead 3h
I now have a wall behind me at my cubicle and I've pushed the whiteboard in front of me to block my view of everyone. And the lights are out. Do not disturb my cave
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Office Shit Talkin’ Apr 24
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
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Meg Apr 24
Pet Peeve of the Day: Office "donations" that are mandatory. There is a set amount due, a due date, a list of people who haven't paid, and boss is walking around to collect from those people. Not a "donation." I dont mind contributing but just be honest.
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Third Dimension 5h
He's back! Name the tune on Neal's t-shirt....
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Abbie Rosé✨ Apr 25
if anyone was wondering, Bird is still throwing himself at the glass windows...
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cong🎲 Apr 24
what can I do to have fun in the office?
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Jason Rose 3h
Breached the office code by bringing dark chocolate ginger biscuits to the communal snack pile, rendering all other contributions inadequate. A spreadsheet is being populated with suggested punishments.
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Charlotta Kauranne 19h
Realizing you've had food on your face for a while and no one said anything is a good measure for figuring out who to trust at the office.
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Natalie Burnett Apr 24
Missed the bin entirely, my day...
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Resisting Cat Lady Apr 25
There was a cockroach in our office kitchen this morning. I will be handing in my resignation shortly.
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TMJ-CLE Cleric. Jobs 18h
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