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๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„Adam Knox 24 Oct 17
The Price Is Right unless itโ€™s not. Then the price is wrong.
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Sarah 9 Jun 14
There's a plethora of cowboy boots and guitars at the Nashville airport.
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๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„Adam Knox 24 Oct 17
Turtles are just like you and me...except theyโ€™re turtles.
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Derek Stock 11 Aug 13
Talking football with my grandma is hilarious.
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Jess Bradley 2 Apr 13
I would like to point out the overuse of the greater than and less than signs.
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Jacob Collins 25 Jul 14
Shooter is a good movie.
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Meghali Singhal 29 Jul 12
Today's Sunday which means tomorrow's MONDAY!!!
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(recovering evangelical version of) Morgan 3 Feb 14
All my guy friends are super serious about their scotch.
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Skalded 30 Aug 14
Koufos is so lucky he can ball. He would not have landed that beauty otherwise.
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Jonah Goldberg Jun 9
Oโ€™Hare is way too far from downtown Chicago and the traffic makes it seem even farther.
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The Silly Philosopher Jul 24
The key to opening a locked door is to find the key that opens it. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”‘
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holls 26 Aug 12
Chinatown smells like Chinese food.
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Rayissa Elkin 29 Mar 14
Twitter is less exciting when everyone's sleeping.
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Nolo Contendere 1 Feb 17
Pandas & Owls! Do I follow some sort of Furry Club?
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Trevor Smith Jun 9
Trump is a Kremlin asset
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Disappointment is my Comfort Zone 10 Apr 12
What do comedians and wrestlers have in common? We both like to die middle-aged and surprisingly poor.
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Trent 4 Aug 16
This game is kinda crappy.
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Lauren Graham 22 Jan 13
Send your questions to and I'll watch finale with you in a few minutes. Also, New York is cold.
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Josh Knuteson 23 Nov 13
Charlie Coyle has some tremendous mits
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ั‚ ั” ั ั” ั• ฮฑ 29 Nov 13
Guitar is way heavy. Ukulele is way light.
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