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Eric Rachmany 27 Jun 15
MLB here I come hosmer305 budnorris25
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Bubbles 7 Oct 17
I suggest they listen to him.
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Michael Lamb 15 Jul 14
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mer 14 Sep 17
Someone tell those girls cyberbullying is punishable by law
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Michelle Collins 9 Apr 13
Reading the New Yorker with two monocles right now.
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Josh Wolf 2 Jul 13
I'm at the dentist and the first words out of my mouth were "how much extra is the gas."
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Three Days Grace 12 Apr 17
This is how Matt trains for stage.
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Jaime 12 Apr 13
I will forever be Princess Peach in mario kart and if anyone tries to take her, there will be blood
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Rhona Mitra 10 Aug 15
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D 6 Apr 13
Some bands make their own beer, to show how hard they party. Not . They made their own absinthe.
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➳ 28 Oct 16
When you and sneak chips and queso into the movies
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Steele 22 Mar 14
@Marty_Grimes_ is a banger
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Arjen Blablablabla 4 Apr 15
If you've never been to my house before, don't show up tomorrow.
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ÜLTIMATE TWITTA PAL 20 May 13
I swear to Buddha, Yahoo if you screw up Tumblr I will blow up the planet
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Dar🌺👽 24 May 13
Sex without foreplay is like trying to go on awaterslide without water. Gotta make that shit. W.E.T WET
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Borracho 1 Feb 14
Split 7" with our boys coming in April!
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Darren S. Layne 24 Jan 16
Going out the right way. Thanks, Scotland. @ City Cafe Edinburgh
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Tim Goodman 31 Oct 13
Why you want to drink wine at my place: Bought my bi-weekly case tonight. Plus, I have an "off-site" refrigerator.
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Paige Talbot 4 Nov 13
DUDE THERE'S A FUCKIN FLY IN MY ROOM AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT LANDS ON ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL HIM AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY
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maria 23 Mar 13
Got the water gun and it takes batteries
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