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Bunz Jul 16
Iโ€™m getting sick of people not having exactly the same opinion as me.
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Glenn "I Stand With The WGA" Farrington 19h
Replying to @paulfeig
Years ago I was working as comedian an a Premier Cruise Line ship (The Big Red Boat). We hit a squall just as bad if not worse than this...at night. The ship almost rolled over twice...every so often I still wake up because of nightmares from that hell rocking evening.
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Ben Glaze Jul 13
How many people that became blind late in life are afraid of the dark? Like me. I feel like everyday would be like walking through a haunted house. Always on edge.
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The_Milianaire Dec 24
When it comes down to it you all are tapping the shit outta your phone screens all day and I'm trying to get you to tap two specific places to increase a number by one but you refuse to do it and thats hilarious to me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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'Segun O. Oyedepo Feb 4
Omo see fight ooo๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Suicidal Clown 25 Jan 18
Replying to @Vspiz
Its justin timberlake
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DT Dec 6
Replying to @22_Minutes
Do you knobs ever saying disparaging about Liberals or are you too busy kissing Trudeauโ€™s ass?
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Dan Thomas Nov 8
Day 46. I think today will bring a new opportunity for me today. My wife and I went on a cruise and she was nervous about meeting new people. So I told her not to worry because we are all in the same boat.
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Eddie Gallegos Photography 30 Apr 18
Okay, people. It's time to lay off Michelle Wolf. She's had a hard life.
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Rob GaffyduckGaffney 25 Feb 18
well, I gave it a 2nd chance.....and it was as bad as last week
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Sarah Schwartz Mar 29
My favorite thing is when I ask a student a question and they think and think and right when I'm about to word it differently or clarify they jolt and their eyes open wide and I get to watch as they figure out the answer
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Rob Hayes ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ˜˜๏ธ Dec 2
Hits New Low: All wants for Christmas is for Mueller to lock up Trump, โ€˜Only other option is a coupโ€™, but serious These people are crazy. promotes
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XOXO ๐Ÿ’‹ 11 Dec 17
Anybody ever been accepted and invited somewhere only for the Guest of Honor to show up and intentionally INSULT you? you stay cause you paid money and traveled far... to bring a gift!!!
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Jade Allen 24 Apr 18
Iโ€™ve got a job on the telly box! Iโ€™m going to be in a programme that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of comedy. ๐Ÿคญ Canโ€™t say more yet except โ€˜yayโ€™!
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Mick Ferry Dec 11
Oh dear. This is my gig tonight. A room in a pub split by a curtain. Oh god, this will be hard.
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Anji Hazell 5 Nov 17
Sad that good dancers are going and the clue is in the name of the show and is no dancer.
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Jeremy Beck Jul 29
This Rusty nothing shall forever represent the absolute truth that blood MEANs nothing and will rust away everything you hold dear. Love your friends, be wary of your family. โ€ฆ
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Stephanie Crites 21 Feb 18
This truly hurts my heart and I donโ€™t understand how this is How is joking about any child being shot a joke or funny. I have always loved ...but this?? ๐Ÿ˜” We have to be better than this FOR our children
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Le Couteau 1 May 18
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ZwamTek 8 Jun 18
Jack the Ripper wasnt called "The Ripper" for just ripping off clothes from women....
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