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Ali Krieger 28 Mar 14
got jokes huh?! πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜
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Megan ✨SamBucky ✨ 16 Jan 14
@AlamoPage whts ?
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βœ¨π•Έπ–šπ–Šπ–—π–™π–† π•²π–†π–‡π–—π–Žπ–Šπ–‘π–‘π–†πŸ’€πŸŒ™πŸ–€ 3 Sep 13
today I looked at the word BEACON and I screamed THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL BACON to my co-workers .. They thought I was loco
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Aditi 30 Dec 14
Pressed pedestrian walk button at signal, looked in other direction and kept doing this for 10 mins at same spot
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TWEET 22 Feb 10
Ok : Rushing out the house and instead of my mic I grabbed curling irons!!!! What imma do curl the notes!!!
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Kelly L. McGlohon 5 Feb 14
I just realized his name was in your tweet ! #sorry ;) Hopefully seeing u on 22 at bluebird 😊
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One Direction India 14 Oct 13
I don't always bake... But when I do. I forget the most important ingredient. Baking Powder. :(
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Luis Mendoza 9 Mar 13
"I have a cat in my throat. A cat in my throat? I mean a hairball." @flondie100
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Terri Gruca 6 Sep 16
August, September. What month are we in? The months start to run together.
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❀Big Ley❀ 3 Jun 13
Replying to @BrownEyedSAVGE
@_Dc365 lol wait you telling me don't do it it wasn't a question lol
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πŸ™‚βœˆ 12 Feb 14
I so relate. My first time fueling alone i couldnt find the vutton to open the fuel tank
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AlmondJoy πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή 13 Oct 14
.... Why didn't nobody tell me the "Sea Monkey" wasn't a damn monkey?! It's brine shimps!!!!!...
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Bash 22 Nov 14
OMG! We came to Monte tonight to see War Horses....Turns out our tickets are for tomorrow night......waaaahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š
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Miss Sheen 7 Jun 13
Sorry I'm clueless! :-$
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p a u l i i n a 18 Feb 15
Replying to @Blondesound
I think your piΓ±ata might enjoy name Nonblonde.
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Srushti RaoπŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨πŸ“– 18 Feb 10
Okay! I realized (rather was told) yesterday who savita babhi is. All this while I thot she was a real/TV character...
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Conor Fogarty 18 Sep 12
Love pouring the burning hot fresh kettle water all over my thumb and not into the tea cup
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Lauren 7 Mar 11
my uncle says " look at those mallards flying by." i said "where i cant see them, am i deaf?" 0_o i need 2go back 2sleep
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Kevin Herdes 5 May 11
I hate it when you are driving & not paying attention - then you look up and your 4 stoplights past your exit.
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GracieπŸ’‹ 7 Oct 13
I couldn't remember if I took my contacts out or not! Had 2 look up & try 2 read the clock across the room! 😁
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