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London for Kidz Sep 25
Do you know what takes longer than a kid talking about Fortnite? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Tay Sep 23
The way my day went represented in drinks πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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Carly Aspinall Sep 24
Have a child so you can spend your allocated child-free seconds prying toys out of the recliner chair mechanism because 'it's crunchy' again
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this is where it is at Sep 25
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Katie Christie Sep 25
Random convo with my 7 yr old tonight... What do you want to be when you're big Lucy?... "I want to be a nice person" πŸ₯°πŸŒˆπŸ‘
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Julie Cameron Sep 24
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Julia Kitteringham Sep 25
Not often the maternal instinct is out but the boy heads back to uni tomorrow after being home for 6 months where I’ve been able to keep him as safe as I can - suspect I may be. Bit emotional next week oh well a lovely evening of wine/beer and reminiscing before he goes
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Bump Love Ug Sep 24
Just when you’re ready to leave too πŸ˜’
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Maggie & Rose Life Sep 25
"My life felt like one long rush from work to parenting, to bed, where I would fall unconscious before getting up, moments later, to scream in a panic 'get your school uniforms on we are leaving in 5 MINUTES'." Maybe it's time to re-evaluate?
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Charlotte Houston 12h
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Rockabye Radio Sep 24
You can enjoy some fun nursery rhymes at 7am tomorrow morning if you visit ! We have a perfect selection ready to if you press play😊.
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PANDAS 14h
Good mornin Mamas. Remember to be kind to yourselves too, you deserve itπŸ’œ Our helpline is open 11am-10pm daily 0808 1961 776 and our new website - for help & support πŸ’œ
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Kensington Mums Sep 25
Which one is it going to be?
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Kim McAllister 14h
Replying to @KimMcAllister
... bin was full. So I tied up the bin bag, found a new one and emptied the Hoover. But the fluff was so clogged up I had to take it all apart and wash it. Then I had to dry all the pieces and put them back together again. Then I Hoovered up the glass.
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Rockabye Radio Sep 25
If little ones are restless or unable to calm down, you can play some relaxing tunes for them at . For the next hour we'll be playing gentle music which will then move onto lullabies to help soothe your baby's/toddler's mind.
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Carly Aspinall Sep 25
4: There's no jam in my cake Me: Do you want me to ring the jam police? 4:Thats just silly Me: 4: Me: 4: You need to ring the cake police
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Beccajoy91 Sep 25
Wheb you match your socks to your outfit you KNOW that the day is gonna be a good day! ❀
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Gem Sep 24
Totally normal to be desperate for a night away from your kids after nearly a year but also to have a massive panic and cry at the prospect too right!!??
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Victoria Atkin 12h
This boy gets cuter every day and LOVES tractors! 🚜❀️
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Ellie Hawkes Sep 23
Me to 3yo: "I'm so tired, darling, is there any way you'd let me close my eyes on the sofa for 10 minutes?" 3yo: "Of course!" Me: "Aw thank you, sweetie." 3yo: "I will probably jump on you though." Reader, he did indeed.
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