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Secret Vent πŸ’• Sep 14
My daughter left money OUT for the tooth fairy last night to thank her for her hard work. I feel like I’m doing ok as a mum πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
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Secret Vent πŸ’• Sep 16
I just witnessed β€˜my’ child throw away a dessert lid without licking it and now I’m wondering if it’s too late to get a DNA test?? Horrified πŸ˜±πŸ™ˆ
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Secret Vent πŸ’• 5h
When you’re cosy in bed and suddenly remember the tooth fairy needs to visit πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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Secret Vent πŸ’• Sep 17
Trying to get your kids to eat veg is hard at times. That’s why I felt so much better when my friend told me she had managed to get her son to lick some broccoli at the weekend. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Ashleigh|MamasMadhouse Sep 14
I got up at 6am and did all the housework while kids slept, im just sitting admiring my work when i hear Elijah shout β€œMum can we come down?!” My reply? β€œNO! Downstairs is closed!” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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gemmawrightπŸ€“ Sep 17
I swear pregnancy is one of the biggest worries you ever experience in your life!😭 I worry at the best of times never mind when I'm carrying my own wee personπŸ‘ΆπŸ» Just cant wait till he's here and i'll probably be worrying for the rest of my lifeπŸ™ˆπŸ’™
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Kirsty Edwards πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ¦° 10h
Today I was a school run mum, i dropped him off, went to work, picked him up, baked a cake.... and I loved it!
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mumming an shit Sep 17
In the last hour alone, I've tripped on a mega block an nearly died, been accidentally pissed on an discovered a pile of mash potatoe hidden in my sons bed!! Kids are boss, wish I'd had 10! FML
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Sam Murray Sep 17
"you're not the boss of the world" screams my 7 year old whilst giving me attitude. He's found out the hard way that I am the boss of his world now he's in his room for the night. Oh the joys of back to school.
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Katie Owen Sep 15
So my daughters dad (my ex) is calling her β€˜Helga’ as she’s not shaved under her arms (she’s 11) and told her she’ll get bullied if she doesn’t.... She’s in tears over it. Any advice? Or links to good articles/blogs?
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Jacqueline Hughes Sep 13
My son waved me goodbye this morning πŸ’”
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mumming an shit Sep 17
Videos on childbirth dont make teenagers wanna have safe sex but spending an hour scrubbing playdoh out ya rug whilst watching repeats of that little bitch peppa pig defo will!!
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Secret Vent πŸ’• Sep 17
They say when you look back on your life you won’t remember the days you had a good sleep. I beg to differ... 😴
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Jennifer Low Sep 17
Took the minion to his first session today not knowing how he'd take to being social and being active for pretty much 30 mins straight. Turns out he loved it so we're gonna be regulars and signed up for the Halloween session! 😊
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Jude Peppis-Clay πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦ 6h
Got my kid back tucked up in bed at home after two weeks apart as Daddy took him on holiday. What does my nearly four-year-old say as I tuck him into bed? β€œDon’t poo on your door, mummy.” WTF does he think I’ve been doing for the last fortnight??!
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Katina Weeks Sep 16
Listening to your 4 yr old giggling in their sleep is the sweetest sound in the world
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Heather Watters 5h
Knowing you should be asleep as you have to be up early but enjoying the peace and quiet so much you stay awake anyway 😴
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Emma Shilton 19h
Been dressed for approximately 6 minutes and I’ve already been toddlered with toast and smeared with margarine down my top πŸ™„
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Michelle Robinson OLY Sep 17
This was pinned to my front door, 16 years ago from my husband. In life the small things can make such a difference!!
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myfot Sep 16
Makeshift baby sling. 😍
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