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Max H 11 Apr 13
Told my mum I was going to town tonight, she replied with 'Lets hope you actually make it this time'. Thanks mum.
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Gina Catley 16 Nov 12
This is too funny!
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Richard Morris 10 Dec 15
Just spilled my cocktail and my mum said 'spillage is lickage'
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Stefanie Posavec 14 Jul 16
On the phone to my Mom and she just called someone an 'asswipe' 😳
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Ed Wild 10 Sep 15
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Lucy Vine 3 Sep 14
Totally gets it, just isn't interested.
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Jennifer Foreman 1 Nov 12
"it tastes like shit" mum- "have you tasted shit then?" me- "yeah your food"
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Bobby Shoebotham 2 Mar 17
"It could do with a wipe down" is such classic
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Hannah Margaret 18 May 15
My Mum just made a joke at my expense and passed it off as 'Bantz' she'll be off for a cheeky Nandos next.
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Loz 1 Nov 11
Singing the hokey kokey to the mum to the extent where she tells me to fuck off.
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Sarah Holdcroft 1 Jun 12
Mum's seen her friend on the island flog it and she's rofling going 'oh I'll have to tease her next time I see her'
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Natalie🦎✨ 17 Sep 15
Quite funny that most nights I race my mum from Glastonbury n into the estate to get home first haha πŸš™πŸš™πŸπŸ’¨
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Matthew Davis 26 Mar 13
England have fucked it Ireland have fucked it Wales have fucked it I'm talking about my bet, not mum
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Matthew Reaks 13 Nov 13
today, my mum saw her friend Patricia behind a tree, she then turned to me and said "look, it's Pa-tree-cia!"
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Rowss Mudd 5 Mar 13
I was making coffee when Utd scored and my mum shouted "Ah Ross Ramos has only just gone and scored.......for utd."
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gee 18 Aug 12
Who does mel b think she is?! Like wtf if I was there my mum would end up coming in stage and kicking her in the face
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Sam Taylor 9 Jul 15
Smash gym, get home for a jubbly bit of lasagne...To my horror I'm locked out. Mums took the key with her.
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Emma Hamlett 20 Jun 14
For example "oh look at the ner ner over there. Wonder why it's flashing it's ner ner lights, but not making ner ner noises?"
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Alexandra Moore 24 Jan 12
"It was pissing it down today! I had to walk around campus looking like a muslim!"
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Kat - Health&Fitness Aug 8
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