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C. Willard Smoot™ Sep 18
HOLY temples required your death reenactment by Disembowelment, Throat Slitting and Nudity with immodest touching of your private parts! What kind of God do they worship?????
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The Grand Scoobah 10h
When a reads the CES Letter for the first time.
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Jack-Mormon Thanos Sep 16
thought on coffee. Maybe god is so against it because of its color? I mean, he had issues with that color in the past in the faith right?
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Jack-Mormon Thanos 6h
Stake presidents believe they are the priesthood head over everyone in their area, including non members. That’s right, any never-mo and ex-mo reading this, there is someone in your area that thinks they are in charge of your spiritually
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C. Willard Smoot™ Sep 15
Mormons convince their youth that anyone who is not LDS works for Satan.
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The Grand Scoobah Sep 14
I'm waiting for someone to make an spin-off of The Office. It could be called The Quorum. It would feature a clueless EQ Pres and a quorum of ultra-TBMs, nuanced believers, and closet apostates. The racist/homophobic/sexist jokes would just be doctrine.
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Bryan Harriston Instagram @fastmicrofiction writer 3h
So it sounds like you’re saying Heavenly Mother is as real as Beelzebub.
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C. Willard Smoot™ Sep 16
Mormons hate the Catholic Church. They call it the "whore of Babylon!"
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Jack Colton 9h
This is what a BYU education does to you.
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The Book of Mormon 13h
"Meaningful morning prayer is an important element in the spiritual creation of each day—and precedes the temporal creation or the actual execution of the day." - David A. Bednar
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Emmy Sep 18
Why do missionaries keep stopping me on the street? Is it because I’m a woman, Jewish or gothy?
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Giveth Us Free Sep 18
church how can you remove the passages in your holy text about Black skin and still claim your religion is the WAY? I cant Change the HOLY BIBLE! God would Slay me
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Latter-day Saint Official Sep 18
LDSNewsroom: Missionary Serving in British Columbia Passes Away
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Called to Share Sep 18
Joseph Smith was not only gaining knowledge from the Book of , he was also gaining experience as a translator and more importantly, learning how to recognized and use the gift of the Spirit. #Bookof#Mormon
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All Things Mormon Sep 17
President Nelson Shares 5 Truths in Address to Young Adults; Says Love Behind LGBT Policy Changes
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C. Willard Smoot™ Sep 17
One of the most popular rewrites of the temple ceremony occurred in 1990, when leaders removed the unpopular “disembowelment and throat slitting” enactments for temple snitches!
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Not Jason Sep 18
In all things, ask your Heavenly Father if it will MAKE THE CHURCH MORE MONEY. If it will MAKE THE CHURCH MORE MONEY, it is true. Yeah verily, by the FRUIT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT shall you know the truth of all things. - Every Mormon Prophet Ever
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BROTHER MIKE Sep 17
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Not Jason Sep 11
“In the church everyone is equal...unless you have ovaries, dark skin, different sexual preferences, or drink coffee.”
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Paleozoic? Good Lord 2h
visitors' centers: Holy shit! That'd be worth seeing.
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