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Jessa Oct 19
You know how when you take your dog to the vet they clip their nails?? Starting a petition for the pediatrician to clips your child’s nails πŸ˜‚
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Tiffany Bond (I) πŸ¦žπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Oct 16
TFW you *know* your kids are going to get woken up by the storm and end up running into your room at 3am, so you spend 10 minutes debating the merits of them just starting out there so you might not get woken up...
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Niesha Walker Oct 20
Why is my 7 and 3 year old arguing about who knows how to skate? 😩😩
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A.Schwarztrauber13 15h
Anyone else been up since 2 am with a child that won’t sleep?
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Andrea Alvarado 19h
Erin and I were going to get tattoos when she came to visit but then we didn’t have babysitters for the babies
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Kim Houston Oct 17
As much as I miss Kyle and the kids, having the house to myself to sit and read quietly has been really nice!
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Tiffany Bond (I) πŸ¦žπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Oct 20
I went to go out for tea today and my husband jedi mind tricked me. A few minutes by myself and then him taking the boys so I could get some work done turned into me taking both boys to the movies and him getting an afternoon off...with no tea yet for me. 😐
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Mommee Coffee Oct 19
Somedays, you just really need that coffee. Happy Weekend!
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Mommee Coffee Oct 19
Make sure to find time to relax and focus on you... ... without this happening.
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Amy Lyle - Show me the funny. 3h
On In The Burbs, we interview Kimberly Joan, author of The Drinking Nanny.
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Phoe Oct 16
Gabe’s been doing sooo good in his own bed for a while now but damn he’s sick tonight & I just had to take him to my bed cause I have anxiety he’s gonna like stop breathing or something
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Livβ™” Oct 18
I clean my house for 3+ hours EVERY DAY..... and here is still ALWAYS something that needs to be cleaned πŸ™„
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Erin Kochheiser Oct 15
The only thing worse than sitting in the pick up line at my kids school is sitting in line when i have to poop and theres 10 minutes left
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𝓐𝓡𝓡𝔂 π“₯. Oct 14
I have to do way too much adulting tomorrow and I'm already stressed/overwhelmed over it. Not to mention, I will also have my 1.5yr old with me. FUCK.
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Kyla Lundberg Oct 18
My MIL bought Lily a unicorn πŸ¦„ watch today and she’s been announcing the time EVERY. THIRTY. SECONDS. The battery πŸ”‹ in that thing is disappearing tonight.....
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Niesha Walker Oct 15
Sometimes as a mother all I can do is sigh
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MomCave TV 10h
Whoops. Makeup πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€£πŸ‘€πŸ‘.
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Ashley Hamilton Oct 16
Overflowing the bottle while@pumping is THe WORST! All that milk wasted... smh
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Tiffany Bond (I) πŸ¦žπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Oct 20
Hey - my follower count moved! Any chance we can make this Sunday be extra serendipitous by going over 44k? Tell a friend about my political rage, , , , and snark...and sometimes I can even chat back. Let's stay on this wild ride together.
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Katie S Oct 20
When you’re trying to wrangle 4 teenagers (or almost teens) to just take a DARN PICTURE TOGETHER.
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