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Lessons from the Minivan Oct 14
Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a weekโ€™s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas. Thereโ€™s no middle ground.
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Mighty Mombie 10h
I donโ€™t know WHO needs to hear this, but it is NOT to load a few measly in the dishwasher & LEAVE all the BS pots & pans for SOMEONE ELSE to SCRUB! Either do the damn thing or stay the F*** outta MY !!! !
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valeria 22h
nobody: the cat: meowwwwwwwww
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TEJA RAY 7h
TORN should I take myself out for a drink and dinner or should I grab a whopper and a bottle of wine?
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briana bradberry 8h
When I have to dance for my baby so sheโ€™ll let me leave her in the bouncer while I finish getting ready ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ
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Thea โ˜€๏ธ Oct 15
I really need to do laundry but my baby is super cuddly today.
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Samantha Squigz Oct 17
I just want to be financially secure enough to hand out full size candy bars at Halloween.
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yvette Oct 14
Caught Esteban on his little banquito eating cake out of the fridge the other day... I couldn't even be mad ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Carlie Schuler Oct 18
How many times is too many times to stop and restart the same episode of a show?
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Sanaa A Oct 17
It sucks that my son's first field trip is on such a freaking cold day
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Amber Oct 17
Quiet nights are my favorite ๐Ÿ’œ
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Kathy Karalekas 15h
Relaxing in my dark bedroom on this rainy morning and my kid comes in and turns on the light...then walks out. ๐Ÿคจ
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Lindsay PG Oct 17
Listened to Michael Buble "forever now", hugged Lukas while he was still sleeping, and sobbed like a fool. Sometimes I get emotional thinking of how fast he is growing. โค
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Amanda๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ’ Oct 18
Either my child is really struggling to learn how to read, or he just straight up doesn't care. Regardless I'm frustrated. Any advice from mom's who've been through it already, or are currently going through it?
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Office Mom Adventures Oct 15
Only my kid would learn (on his own) about grabbing your nipples , twisting and finding it funny ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™„
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Lesley Beckworth Oct 18
Officially That Mom. Standing in line to sign my toddler up for swim lessons after calling for three days and sitting in front of the computer for an hour when the system went down on Monday.
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Hai naKu KaLan Oct 15
When you are crying And I don't know what to do I just cry inside
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Laura Oct 16
I love it when my baby pinches my back fat when Iโ€™m feeding her...
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๐Ÿ’˜J.Mo ๐Ÿ‘ 5h
Speaking of apples, I cannot find Golden Delicious in any of my local stores. Is there a nationwide shortage or what? They are good for sending in young kidsโ€™ lunchboxes because you can wedge them and they naturally donโ€™t go brown as fast as other apples.
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Alexis Lewandowski Oct 15
Nothing clears your sinuses like a head butt to the nose/face ๐Ÿ˜‚
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