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Aspecialelife Apr 14
is putting your coffee in the microwave because you didn't have the time to drink it while it was hot.
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Trophy Wife ๐Ÿ† Apr 18
Not what I had in mind when I said I needed wine and a bubble bath. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Your Mom. Apr 14
New body fragrance... Dried Breastmilk Brought to you by Leaking boob that Iโ€™m not feeding on.
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Stephanie Mohead Apr 18
My kids were acting up today and Iโ€™m exhausted from work so I made them watch a movie in my room on my bed while I took a nap.. they didnโ€™t even bug me not once.. I woke up as the movie ended ๐Ÿ˜„
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Deidre J Owen 17h
Who else is doing laundry on Easter? Laundry on Easter? Anyone, laund--just me? K just me.
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Senora Sweeney Apr 18
Big yawns on this Thursday!
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MommaPenguin17 Apr 18
What non-toy toy did your kiddo play with all day today? A full box of diapers for mine ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Neighbor Jess ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ Apr 18
Spent my evening stuffing 40 plastic eggs with chocolates and hotwheels and assembling Grayโ€™s Easter basket.
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Angie Anglin 17m
My โค๏ธ... What a beautiful day!
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Melicious Mama Apr 13
That stage when your kid forms their OWN opinion. I donโ€™t care for it.
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๐“ฃ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ท๐“ช ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฎ 1m
My youngest goes BIG every time.. pink eye in both eyes for $500 Alex.
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Kara Wagland 12h
On a non-sports related topic... I never thought I would feel pure elation when my tiny human went pee pee on the potty for the 1st time.. What a time to be alive!
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Kellie M. Parker ๐Ÿ€โš˜ Apr 15
Drama teacher: The girls need gold tutus. If you're crafty, maybe you and the other moms can sew them. Me: .... I can write a novel about a gold tutu.
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Melicious Mama Apr 17
Karen: I choose to cherish EVERY moment as a mother. Me: Really? So, youโ€™re telling me YOU cherish when your children throw tantrums OR when theyโ€™re fighting for the 100th time in an hour? Karen: Well, MY kids donโ€™t act that way. Me: F$&@ you, Karen!
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Miss What 2m
I may have bookshelves in every room, but my son has trains and train tracks in every room too, so we're even.
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Perry Ayee Apr 18
I just got farted on
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N e s s a Gโœจ Apr 18
2hrs of sleep has become my new 8hrs.
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Jessaca Willis_Author Apr 14
I did 10 crunches 2 days ago and my abs still hurt. So thatโ€™s how my life is going. ๐Ÿ˜…
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ATELIER LEMOUNOU Apr 20
How many have we got in there ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ? Share your business and a link to your website under this thread ! Letโ€™s support small businesses ๐Ÿ’ช
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Rae's Beans Apr 12
Me to 5: Gimme a bite of that.. 5 *leans away*: No, get your own Me: I bought it! 5: I got up and got it! Me: I MADE YOU
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