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What in the baby hair? Sep 16
We were late for school this morning Me: We had an appointment. 8yo: We slept in. I’m feel so refreshed. School office lady: LOL Me:
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Diane Auten Sep 12
I saw a crumble of (what I thought was) feta cheese off of my shirt, so I ate it. Turns out it was deodorant. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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Chelsea Owens Sep 13
My working friend was expecting her first child. In all seriousness, she asked me, "What do you do all day?" I told her I sleep. I thought it might break her if I told the truth.
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brittanitaylor Sep 12
I painted my nails. That is a HUGE when raising an extremely active toddler! πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ»β™₯️
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MommaPenguin17 Sep 15
Toddler discovered you can eat peanut butter straight from the jar, and basically what I’m trying to say is, I’m gonna need to take out a second mortgage to pay for the exorbitant amount of peanut butter my household consumes.
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emerie Sep 16
my son is in a stage where he likes to throw everything and well i’ve had my phone for a year and i haven’t cracked it once but yesterday my son decided to throw my phone and now it’s cracked πŸ™ƒ
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D2 β€’ Dawn WhoEarps 16h
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Trophy Wife πŸ† Sep 14
Potty training is going GREAT.
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Sarah Shea Sep 9
Picked my son up early from school b/c he puked on the class carpet, then had to go back to get my daughter later b/c she wouldn't wear pants. Son is better now and daughter is back in pants. Not all heroes wear capes.πŸ˜„
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Deidre J Owen Sep 11
So I have a cold. I mean, I don't YET but my kiddo was home today with cold symptoms, a little fever, and a serious case of mommyitis, soooo... Yeah, I have a cold by this weekend.
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Amanda (Peggy Bundy) Sep 15
Do you all know that I’m the worst Mom ever? I threw away 5 papers that 11 brought home from school. Which only leaves me with 694 hanging on the fridge, 3,479 sitting on the table & 437 in the cabinet πŸ™„ Holy shit people!! 11 says I must not like himπŸ™„
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Britt | Growing Our Family Sep 13
In case you all were wondering how naptime was going:
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Brandi Redmond Sep 15
I love you, I love you, I love you!!! I just can’t get enough of his sweet soul πŸ’™ ⭐️
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YangGangMami Sep 12
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Jessica Shaut Sep 8
It’s important to have goals...
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β₯ Sep 9
Trying to leave the house thinking to myself β€œextra diapers, extra clothes, blanket, baby food, spoon, bottles, wipes, phone, phone charger, keys, wallet, extra bibs, teething toys, nipple pads, coffee; & oh yea baby don’t forget baby” πŸ˜‚
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Jennifer Arnold, MD Sep 10
My smart, strong & talented did a great job at her first recital!
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πš‚πš•πš’πšπš‘πšŽπš›πš’πš— πš€πšžπšŽπšŽπš— Sep 13
Decided to do an experiment with baby girl and make a closed, self sustaining ecosystem in a jar! So far we’ve spotted at least 9 different species and the water hasn’t even settled yet. I’m excited for when it’s settled and we can see clearer!!
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Jess~ β€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ’„ 8h
*exhausted* taking care of my sick girl, working from home, cooking, cleaning and keeping up with my other kiddo as she goes an hour and a half away to play volleyball. Yeah... I’m sweating like a hoe in church.
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Melicious Mama Sep 12
Today: The boy, pissed we didn't walk in a certain direction The girl, pissed the doctor didn't give her a shot Both trying to escape in different directions in a parking garage pissing me the hell off . . . On a positive note, we were a good show for someone
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