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Frae ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jul 13
Happy birthday, Doc !!! Miss you! Enjoy your day ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Believe Big Jul 15
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Mikail Abd-Allah "#Israel" ibn Adama Jul 12
as => everGREEN => / as => Fighting for Also Mistletoe => young => & / of the American system...blamed on China.
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TxBlueBanshee๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒŒ Jul 13
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Nery Dec 27
i know i am 2 years late let me fuckin have this
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Kelvin Rodrigues Dec 26
"What sir? What is it?" "I'm trying to be delicate Haskins, but those trousers are a bit tight. They show off your ." "I think you mean cameltoe, sir." "Are you sure?" "Positive." "Oh bloody hell. I was wondering why Auntie Edna slapped me last Christmas."
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Nishi06๐ŸŒบ Dec 22
It's dec 23rd so I'm posting this comic now! For my secret santa on camp kacchako discord. Hanini. I don't know if you got a twitter or not, but I'll post this link on the discord as well! Hope you like!
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hung(a)ry potatoboi Dec 29
kiss me under the mistletoe ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒฟ
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ยก r e n e Dec 26
Ada set the last of the holiday leftovers out on the front step for the always-hungry band of barn brownies. She then brewed a cup of tea before bed, sat in her comfy chair, and listened to the nocturnal sounds that echoed in the hollow.
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Levi Krain Dec 26
Roger prepared a tea for the convulsing farmer then held his head up from the pillow to help him drink it. The wracking pains gradually subsided and Roger leaned over him again. "Now. Tell me, Johan. Where did you bury the demon's skull? Be quick and honest."
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Steve - Writer of Speculative Comedy Fiction Dec 26
They thought it was but it wasn't. Silently it hung from the ceiling waiting for an unsuspecting amorous couple. Sending down invisible tendrils into the victims' brains, it lay its eggs in the amygdala, inadvertently causing the couple to bond until hatching.
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Secret Guy Stuff Dec 24
Got that mistletoe on my belt buckle
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Keith Anthony Dec 26
She knew it was poisonous The tea, Yet still she brewed it And gave it to me. She smiled as I drank it That parasite plant, I wheezed, she said โ€œBreathe! I gasped โ€œBut I canโ€™t!โ€ She kissed my lips With no irony, Then she left me to die Death by Mistletoe tea.
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๐”…๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ซ๐”ถ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฅ€ Apr 20
Replying to @JeffreeStar
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D-CRUNCH (๋””ํฌ๋Ÿฐ์น˜) Dec 24
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Camilla Pelargonium โœ๐Ÿ“š Dec 25
Something we donโ€™t do over here, at least not traditionally, is hanging pieces of shrubbery from the roof and kiss people under it. And you? Did you kiss someone under the mistletoe? The for December 26 is . Kiss someone now. Or stab them with it. ๐Ÿ˜„
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The Sacred Isle (Folklore and Short Stories) Dec 23
Today was called โ€œNight of โ€, it was believed that gathering must be done tonight from Sundown until midnight. Any male harvesting it after midnight would have their virility stolen. Mistletoe, hung above the door would ensure fertility and protection from demons
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Roz Levens Dec 26
He edged round the room, his back pressed tight to the wall,checking constantly that he was still in the safety zone. At the table, he crammed his pockets with food- it would be a long day.He was nearly safe when she saw him. "Tom! Come kiss auntie under the !"
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Challen Willemsen Apr 19
Taking pictures of bromeliads and mistletoes growing on mangroves. This is the life! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Health Embassy 13h
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