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Lionel Leo Lopes Bastos 🇲🇿 1 Oct 14
Weave only just begun
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Leslie Meadows 3 Jun 15
My husband still teases me for.... I've got the moves like that girl.....who knew it was Jagger?
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Renie McKee 24 Jan 18
Replying to @jimmyfallon
I always thought Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror said I'm something that the mailman delivered
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Col 31 Aug 17
🎶If you like penis enlargers🎶
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Shona Mackie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Apr 3
Replying to @bmstores
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Florence 20 May 15
My friend thought the lyrics to one republics apologize were "its too late to father a child"
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JessieJGreekHB 5 Nov 16
Make this dream the best I've ever know Daddy dancing in the moonlight take me down like I'm a domino
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Amanda Varcoe 27 Mar 15
"Good-bye stranger. It's been nice. Hope you find your pair of dice"
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Ruby Baby 3 Apr 15
I had some dreams, they were clowns in my coffee Clowns in my coffee
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AlexJHolden 18 Aug 15
Fell in love with a maniacal gnome
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𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕪 6 Jan 15
"1212 when I ate a bear" "Starbucks lovers" 🙊 @mhairi24
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♏ 20 Aug 17
Cum on over my face, hey you were having a 'party' 🎶
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Helena 13 May 18
Bullshit මෙරා bullshit මෙරා
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Dyl Pickle ♎️🎃 20 May 15
In the song 3005 my friend & I thought a part at the beginning said "Im not Adolf Hitler" It really says "Im not a doctor"
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Jonathan Shuka 30 Dec 14
I'm gonna love ya, like a black little baby.
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Sketchy Wife Jun 14
10yo: mom, can you play the little bee song? Me: what's that song? 10yo: you know, this one 🎶it's my little bee, little bee, maybe it's my little bee🎶 I'm sorry and my boy meant "If it's meant to be"
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♡ Africa by Toto ♡ 21 Feb 15
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Sean Arkins 21 Feb 15
Like the legend of the penis
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Ian Hartley ★ May 9
" I wanna eat some slime..." Cher
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zoë pickard 24 Jul 16
"I took a pill and a pizza to show avicii I was cool"
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