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Liam 12 Jan 14
Look out! COMMUNIST!!!! Oh wait false alarm. It was only a plate.
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wazzzzz 🌺😎 ☪ 8 Dec 12
i'm so fucking happy it's not funny
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em 21 Jun 15
Me: who came up with sex? Keanna: well it's a man and a woman and they fit together like puzzle pieces
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PIZZAKING【=◈︿◈=】 11 Oct 12
"In ready for chicken mcnuggts" -
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░▓█•••TRËVØR•••█▓░ 16 Mar 15
This weather is print me in too good of a mood.
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Garrett Harris Mar 18
Bruh why is this so spot on
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Joe Wilson 6 Feb 14
Spent the last 10 minutes looking for room 154 when my class is 145
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Austin McMullin Nov 1
I just witnessed some cool shit! Derek’s dad just made that cat sit and say grace before it started eating it’s food.
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Matthew Taner 9 Feb 14
Jacob niblick just doused himself in my cologne in my car.
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Roflections 16 Feb 14
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Joey 21 Feb 14
Weirdest feeling ever, its like memories of time is like 100x long ago
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The Golden Child Joe 31 Jul 14
she said bend over that sink, i said your wish is my will
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boobs for beards 1 Jun 17
But in all seriousness, I think I'm a character in a novel and some B level author is writing me into a smutty romance novel
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cristian 8 Apr 14
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Emma Hover 30 Jul 14
If y'all wanna watch me throw down come to berwick at 9:00.
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Frank Sweeney 28 Jan 13
Whatever happened to Danity Kane?? Can you imagine a DK and OneDirection collaboration??
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Chels † 23 Dec 14
Currently laying on the floor of my brand new apartment! New paint never smelled so good
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The Truth 13 Jun 13
Just drove by a guy wearing a shirt that said "HIGH AS FUCK".
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TallaclassyLife 1 Nov 12
Talking about astroprojecting
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Ryan B. Red 26 Jul 18
Tonight I went to Herbs & Rye. And I drank a ginger Rye. And I am a ginger, Ry.
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