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Avannotto 6h
zine ? Anyone ?
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Caleb Eugene Jun 8
Someone teach me how to vogue....
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Aditi Jha 5h
No one: Me: MY LIFE IS A MESS RIGHT NOW.
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Chloe 🌺 5h
He looks like the type to have sex with guys or trans people on the DL.
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Aroosa Nishat 4h
When you mess up your sleep schedule so bad, u can't fall asleep till morning even though you want to.
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shona moss Jun 2
"Mum, I've made a of everything, can I come home? Just for a while?" "Um, not really love, I've started renting your room out to a swingers club and it's booked until June." "What? How could you?" "I needed the money, you get your messiness from me."
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Shawn πŸ–ŠοΈπŸ“š Jun 1
"We're gonna to be in so much trouble. How we gonna to explain this ? Trash is everywhere!" "We'll say...the cat did it." "We have a cat?" "No, but if we did, the cat would've done it." "True, cat's are the worst." "Well, next to squirrels." "Squirrels? Where?!"
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Kelsey. Jun 15
I will only order tacos at a restaurant if they are already made for me.
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Casey Livigni 11h
I’m commenting Happy Fathers Day Daddy to all the hot guys on my IG.
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Scott 🐝🐝s emojis are broke ass Jun 2
What do you have to say for yourself, Al? - Well? - Then I'll do the saying. In the minimal amount of time it took for you to create this , there will be nothing about its cleanup. Guess who does this? Mom, Al's a dog. The bastard. 1091
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Amir LDN May 1
The greatest player of ALL TIME πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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gianna 22h
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Ty Sparks has become Death, Destroyer of Worlds Jun 2
He radioed it in. -Possible UFO, in pursuit. -What's your 40? -Just past Smith's Mitsubishi. The operator checked her map. -You're by the gun range. -Yes. -Mike you're a , that's skeet. Mike couldn't see what sex had to do with UFOs. -Oh no, it just exploded!
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Jason McConnell Jun 15
Having 7 people accept your friend request on Facebook is possibly the worst thing you can wake up to when you’re rattled out of your arse. Like what the fuck is going through your head to make you think β€˜ah ye fuck it I’ll just add this cunt what about it?’
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Blair Denholm Jun 1
- This protest is way out of hand. Thousands of 'em, chanting and singing. It's a total . Send backup now! - Are the protesters wearing green by any chance? - Yes, Sarge. Damned deranged environmentalists! - You idiot, Boyd. It's the Saint Patrick's Day Parade!
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Smarty Marty Jun 2
This house is a ! Sorry, the guy's night out party got a little out of hand. A little?! There's pizza dripping from the ceiling! I know. Hank was mad because it had pineapple on it. You're all a bunch of children! That's the same thing the stripper said. What?!!
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James Hume May 26
When you’ve had a tough week - don’t switch on Steve Wrights Sunday Love songs 😭😭😭
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Arvind Iyer Jun 2
"You two fell in love, married..& then separated..met again years later & remarried!? Isn't it all a bit of a ?!" 'Well, our love broke into pieces..but we forged our halves in the of our solitudes. We met, & joined the pieces again'
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Maliek Jun 15
How do you fix the mess you made? As this isn’t going to work for me.
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Anna Woodward 1h
One author encyclopedia site broods: Indian Supreme Court are making a of their country's in trying to their
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