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rob delaney 17 Sep 12
JOKE: Who is the hottest teen singer who is also a meat snack? Give up? Justin BEEFER!
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Michael 13 Feb 13
Does Ash Wednesday mean no blowjobs?
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Hepp 28 Apr 13
All those bitches were asking for my sausage
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EriCa 28 Jul 15
Thinking about changing my first name to Ham. Then, when I introduce myself, I can say, "Ham VonBank. Pleasure to MEAT you."
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Chelsea 9 Jul 14
I just got hit on by a guy with a deli slicer working at a gas station. 😁
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⬡ᔕᗩᗰ⬡ᑕ⬡ Jul 15
Prime Day is great and all but most people really can't tell the difference between it and Choice Day.
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Robert Molina 21 May 13
Just went ham on those ribs
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Quinnsights 22 Nov 12
I fina go HAM on this turkey
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TEAMS 2 Dec 12
You can bet your Agonist on Beta Fed Beef
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Zachary 4 Oct 15
Red Bull gives you wings! "sorry I'm a vegan"
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Noelle Del Ray 6 Apr 18
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Gracie Ringering Feb 3
Classics Meat Bacon get it? Meat
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Jake Ryan 10 May 16
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BigTsBBQ&Smokehouse 29 Jul 15
Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
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Val Catanzaro 12 Oct 14
So walks up to me at work today and tells me he's promoted to meat department.
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Chase 22 Jun 15
@lauren_alex67 I'm more of a medium rare I'd say
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Fievel Desroys the Marvel Universe 7 Jan 13
Replying to @OJPenick
What do you get when you mix male genitalia with female genitalia? Intercourse!!
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Hannah Wallace 16 Aug 13
Where does a hamburger go to dance? A meat ball. 😂😂
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Ricky Blades 26 May 15
You remind me of pork, you come from a pig and you're bad for my heart
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Stephanie Stamm 4 Feb 15
sorry our came up short…ribs
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