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frustratedmum Jul 20
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Natalie Wagner 6h
I was gone for 5 days. I go for an evening snack to find all of them were eaten by my husband while I was gone. He didn’t even go to the store to restock.
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Coach Scotty 12h
Road trip with the best thing that's ever happened in my life.❤❤🔥
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AJ Jul 20
Marriage is all about snackrifice. Yes I said snack. That’s giving you loved one your snack. ❤️
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Florence Kronenbitter 7h
I cannot get over the fact that I'm married and have a new name to sign with
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Jocelyn A. Copeland 5h
Its july. My husband is currently fighting june bugs with a push broom. They are currently winning.. Hes so angry.. Im entertained.
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ROQ 12h
Already thinking about what we're going to Netflix tonight 🤔 suggestions?
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Hicham Harb 5h
I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. 🤷‍♂️
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Esme with Love and Squalor 📚 Jul 21
Me: Could you grab the jar of pasta sauce from the shelf? Mr. Dutcher: You can reach it. Me: But I'm...watching the noodles. Mr. Dutcher: Dinner takes two steps to make. You can grab the sauce yourself. Me: I MADE YOU A PIE! Mr. Dutcher: I didn't ask for a pie.
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TheLaundryMoms 6h
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Soph K 14h
Me: Right,so if we’re not going on a big holiday next year we’re Doing Things to the house Hubs: We won’t Me: We will! I am Making a List! H: No need, I’ve still got the list from 2018...*reads* nope, nope, didn’t do that either, nope Me: WELL THERE WAS WEATHER IDK
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✨HopeDealer✨ Jul 21
Tyron has 15 pillows and I only got 2 small ones 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Falafel Waffle 14h
Gonna hit on my wife today, hopefully I can not get kicked out of the house this time.... Perhaps helicopter dick was a bit too strong last time...
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Suzzie Jacuzzi 5h
Can confirm, managed secure someone to listen to my bad jokes for the rest of my life. Also got some sick new EP cover photos, thanks to my Best friend & Bridesmaids.
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Caro 🌸 Jul 6
If this ain’t goals, idk what is 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Lady Preds Jul 17
When you and your husband don’t listen to each other when communicating measurements, you’ll buy barstools that are too tall for your island 🤦‍♀️🤣 We can’t take them back so if you’re looking for two 30” barstool chairs, please let me know! $80 for the set!
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James Mangwiro 14h
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Roisin Palmer Jul 21
Saturday: He stormed in to the bathroom whilst I was having a wee to show me he had made a magic potion. Sunday: Wake up to him fully dressed in his uniform at 4:55 so I advise him it’s not Monday and to go back to bed. I don’t have a kid...this is my husband!!
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Love and Luggage - Travel Blog Jul 19
Who out there is a passenger seat driver?! 🙋🏽‍♀️
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KC and Jax 11h
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