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beachlover Jun 11
Replying to @STEPHMHAMILL @AOC
talk about a money grab. You don’t do anything- you make a call send a message Yap yap read a card, mess up a question run a dish washer. you make nothing do nothing & solve nothing - you entertain- I enjoy your infomercials & your questioning of the pros.
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ℓєуℓα 🦋 Jun 7
this is really hilarious and how i’ll be if my kid asks for stuff 😂
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Puns of Jokes Jun 12
Cat puns freak meowt.
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Adria Hall Jun 6
One of the boys at baseball tonight tripped over his own 2 feet, falls on the ground & says “why is life always bullying me?!” I laughed hysterically!
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They call me Jackie Jun 7
Recommend two new tv comedies: Miracle Workers with Daniel Radcliffe, Geraldine Viswanathan, and Steve Buscemi. And just started watching Good Omens starting David Tennant and Michael Sheen (they are both such great actors!)
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Christienne Crow Jun 13
Replying to @shangoodie @Hannie37
That’s what I’ve been feeling! More entertaining, more variety. Simple and to the point. I’m over these essays written under selfies🤷🏼‍♀️
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Puns of Jokes Jun 14
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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Puns of Jokes Jun 11
A termite walks into a bar and says “Is the bar tender here?”
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FlashbackWrestling Apr 18
When I was a kid I was fucking terrified of The Undertaker, and Doink The Fucking Clown! I got over it when he turned face, but damn he had me for a bit! Lol
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🇬🇧Yorkshire Ripple🇬🇧 May 18
10,000 free giveaway for the best meme.
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[TZ] Mouthy Wench 🔜 TwitchCon 19 Mar 8
At least the food looks good! The conversation is blah, lol. or we can't be friends. I am missing a stream for this???
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Bri Mott Jun 7
Hey ya’ll -have you created your Stable in the app yet?! I want to hear your Stable Names!!! 💃🏻💃🏻🐎👻
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PRO-GROUNDHOG; VOTE NO TO BILLY B May 17
Replying to @MarlowNYC
I used to enjoy Seth & started watching his parts on SNL bc I liked his brother more on MadTv but every late nite host turning into a pundit & then putting the clown nose back on when challenged at all is beyond tiresome now. Be funny, not pontificating
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Digital Playground Apr 15
What would be the title of your sex tape be?
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Chris Ferretti✏️ Mar 5
From the creators of ‘Paranormal Restroom’ and ‘Who be Stabbin’ Me?’ comes the groundbreaking new series on TLC So long humans. It’s been a great ride 🥴 . . .
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Puns of Jokes Jun 9
I was asked what 2n+2n was, I said I was bad at math, it was 4n to me.
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Curtis Gocke Feb 21
Yours truly, judging Mr Bellevue West
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Laura Sutherland Apr 10
Seen this earlier & I swear I don't even like books or reading (even though that's all I've did these past few years) but honestly rn I would defo title my book: 'I dont even know what I'm talking about anymore!'🤣🙌 What would you call yours?
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Puns of Jokes Jun 10
What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? A shock absorber.
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Puns of Jokes Jun 9
What do you get when you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
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