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MrTrick 17. stu
His tombstone read "wake me for meals".
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Bv|v𐐒 2. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Plinz
A good candidate for :)
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Greg Egan 3. sij
A theologian discovers that the notion of “prayer” is actually an elaborate phishing scheme, designed to harvest data and exploit vulnerabilities that would otherwise remain well-kept secrets.
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Greg Egan 28. pro
Signs warn travellers of the skills they’ll need to cross the desert in safety: • Pebble sexing (by sight alone) • Crooning lullabies to scorpions • Starting a car’s engine using distant lightning • Leaving messages for the rescue party in the dew
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🔺Mircea Petrache◾ 27. pro
River tree's seeds are snake-like creatures which, once fallen, wiggle their way around & bury under a large rock. After seven years, the seedling grows explosively for one day, to become a "rock-on-a-stem". Witnessing this process is a good omen for sailors.
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deep_unlearning 20. stu
A contortionist hangs herself with her own foot.
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Jérémy Lal 30. pro
Someone finds own photo on then discovers being an engineered consciousness stuck in a VR.
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Leo C. Stein 🦁 23. pro
An itinerant physicist with a gardening passion discovers that the secret to time travel is simply thyme and travel.
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🔺Mircea Petrache◾ 24. pro
Garbage collector gets told about future murders by asking "sorry, can you say that again" to bypassers who were not talking to him, who then can't remember that interaction. Some albino blind animal appears on the scene of each murder, but nobody notices.
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Greg Egan 23. pro
Nikola Tesla’s unacknowledged seventeenth child hunted for years for messages in the lightning, but it was only when he played the recordings backwards at high speed that he heard his father singing again the lullabies he’d sing before walking into the night.
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Neil Davies 🎨 23. pro
To spend some moments escaping this reality and dipping into some other ones, check out this hashtag
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Christopher D. Long 22. pro
An unemployed GI Joe agonizes over whether kung-fu grip should be listed as a skill or hobby on his resume.
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Christopher D. Long 23. pro
"Is this gluten-free?" I cry, as I slowly drown in a giant vat of pudding.
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Christopher D. Long 22. pro
Outside of Thebes stands a sphinx, demanding travellers pay $20 for a riddle and a selfie.
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IJK 18. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @octonion
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