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Mr B Parker Sep 22
Year 7 pupil today asked me what shampoo i used because my hair looked amazing. I almost gave him reward points for his bravery. I am bald!
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Ian Yorston Sep 22
Oh, yes. This should definitely make the virus think twice. HT
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Ian Yorston Sep 23
Paul Taylor aka "My tailor is rich but my English is poor" - but I speak French comme un rosbif // who will undoubtedly have seen it already. It's probably an R Rating... // also
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lobo☮..... Sep 22
Replying to @daniarv25
"Here here!"... Well thought in description!
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Taylor 54m
Just got this in the mail today 🤣 not selling. Sorry not sorry.
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Laura Alice Sep 24
Today I did my hair and makeup just because. Video call: “You look nice, I’d ask if you had a date or something but ...” “but what? it’s me?! None taken” “No!! I didn’t mean that, I just meant that’s not really possible right now... blah blah” 😂
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Susan W McG Sep 22
I have reached the point in this pandemic where telling Alexa to add “dirty socks” to my husband’s shopping list was the highlight of my day.
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Ailsa Forshaw🧢 Sep 22
Mah'haha! ! A li'l humour for y'there - lol! To lighten up your day, eh! ! loves a good laugh! 🍁🤣🍁😂🍁😅🍁😇
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Chloe G Sep 22
one guy to his friend at the gym today: “you’re right, man. loitering is real nice”
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Rosalind Bright Sep 19
Best thing I’ve graded all day! Love teaching all my unique students... Especially the future contortionists!
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CompanionPetHospital Sep 21
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Ailsa Forshaw🧢 Sep 22
Haha! Every time we went for pizza at , we would measure my son, until one day my daughter was with us, too, and said, that's to check the height of any robbers - ah'haha! ? ! 😬😉🤪🍕🍕🍕And now I need some pizza! We like the bacon wrapped one!
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Kym Campbell Sep 23
Such a fun night designing cookies with North High’s amazing staff and Justin @cakeitwithjustin
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Ailsa Forshaw🧢 Sep 23
My parents were showing us their slideshow from and , and I said, wait a minute, go back to that last one - was clearly a nude beach - ah'haha! hahaha! !
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BethaRona Sep 21
Saw some teens on the sidewalk while driving through a neighborhood. They were waving to get my attention, and as I got closer they started pumping their arms, so I gave them a few good honks. They. Flipped. Out. I drive a Honda Accord.
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Bradley Newick Sep 22
BBC Radio 2 Steve Wright 16:10ish enjoy!
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Ian Yorston Sep 20
Replying to @mikercameron
“There are still people (mainly) on the right…” as opposed to, say, the few kangaroos (of the right) who have suggested similar things.
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Lauren P Sep 21
This made me laugh amongst all the far more serious news this morning.
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Janaya Patton Sep 22
🤣🤣- Uh...single extrovert physical distancing & no roommate- heck yeah, I’m my best company when I’m by myself.🤣🤣 AT LEAST there’s the comfort of knowing no one’s listening to our random thoughts, right? 😉 ☕️
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Toni Von Fluffnstuff Sep 22
This made me laugh wayyyy to much 😂😂
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