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CAMM HUNTER 2 Aug 10
Just got questioned by the police for breaking into my own house
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Nikos Aliagas 13 Nov 12
forgotten in the parking from 1974
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HANSON 21 Jun 16
I got a for these things are awesome! -Z lets be friends!
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Ciara-Protect The Children-Renée 31 May 17
Gotta be honest, dried up & brown are not things I associate with FRESH…😔😩
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BGT 7 Apr 12
RT @bethanybeeflol: Hope you like this PLEASE RT!!!<3
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James Constantinou 4 Mar 19
Has anyone else ever accidentally thrown their keys in the rubbish dumpster.... No me neither 😭
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Lumosity 18 Nov 13
How your finds what you're looking for:
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Lumosity 16 Dec 11
Never have to use, “I couldn’t find my keys” as an excuse for being late again!
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paigehalstead 19 Oct 16
I don't got the keys
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Debbie Towie 17 Nov 12
Not sure! can i be bothered to go to bed as and will be knocking on the door anytime after 3am
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Hayden Black 22 Apr 13
I lose everything...
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ChadRitter 18 Dec 12
Life has no limitations but your mental limitations are endless.
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chaplinlives 1 Dec 14
I hate it when people excuse vicious, criminal acts like knocking out your wife by saying "haven't you ever made a MISTAKE?" ?
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Marcus Dodson 13 Aug 13
I'm pumped to have señora shaer 'teach' me this year
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Wyatt Erwin 18 Dec 14
Trying to leave for work, que es mi llaves¿
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Kish Q. 21 Sep 14
Trying to recap my whole damn night.
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JWorthy 28 Oct 17
Dirty T 1-Jeffrey 0 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Srin Eupilowski 15 Jun 12
Who wants to take me to Egg Harbor? Seriously.
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Julia Jefferson 29 Aug 12
I'm such a ditz!!
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Debbie Moore 3 Nov 15
If I had put the dishes in the dishwasher yesterday, I would have known my keys where in the sink.
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