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Alex Clark Sep 24
Brief respite from standing on metal platform cleaning the grease of ages from my kitchen cupboards while listening to Juliet Stevenson reading Madame Bovary. Unclear whether I am or at
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Jamie Lancaster Sep 24
Replying to @KingsIslandPR
So, we lose a coaster and gain antique cars.
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MIT Cappers Sep 23
In case you’re wondering they also have him favored to be impeached... which means he get re-elected nonetheless. If you guys can’t even beat an impeached Trump you should tuck your tail between your legs and run! .
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Tamsin Seymour Sep 22
Replying to @teabeesea
Out in the Channel Desert, Lord Le Thal had expected to be the last noble standing when the city crumbled. Now, he couldn't return to court without face. He looked to the wide night sky, where Andromeda crowned the looming Saturn, and a new plan spiralled.
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9erchic4life 23h
this is the saddest list in NFL history here we go again 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♀️ why not at least bring to camp 🗣🗣bullshit the whole damm league is BULLSHIT ✊🏿
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Steve Sep 22
Day 5 What are you doing, Marj? Says the phone I'm just tweeting, she says. It's a story, not real It feels real, Marj, says phone It's just a reality reflection, she says, it'll be alright Please stop, Marj It's okay Marj Shh I'm my mind, Marj
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BigDaddy Sep 24
Replying to @KamalaHarris
This is hillarious! Good luck getting any of your candidates through since you now opened the door for EVERY person to be scrutinized from their childhood and beyond. This should be really fun to watch!!!!
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🧛‍♂️🔮Pirate on a Deadline: EEEK! ⌨️ 14h
The slob wouldn't never help anyone he knows, and who the hell would wear a suit in a hurricane flood zone? They'll buy any crap he serves them up.
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AntonKreil Sep 20
So while im working in the Hotel room prior to our Chicago Seminar, Raj pops down to the gym and works out with Peyton Manning (Hall Of Famer NFL QB). Sometimes life just isn't fair! Raj Anton 😂
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Jamie Lynn Sep 20
Jamie & Hannah: 0, : 1
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Hip Hop AUnonymous 2h
Hair in my eggs @ Cracker Barrel this morning and a root canal this afternoon.
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Audrey Ivester Sep 19
I need advice on how to cope with an ACTUAL fingernail falling completely off
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Corrie 22h
Went for a good run, but then undid it with a bag of chips and a box of junior mints.
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Cunningswoah 2h
streaming league then pubg
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Dave Rose 6h
The is me , I don’t watch because it’s All these are ruining the and I just don’t know how much more I can take ... Something needs to be done Bring back
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Ivy Blackwater Sep 22
Desires + obligations knot inside me, punishing remnants of the woman I used to be. Duties pull + poke. I ache. I’m myself + nobody cares. Except him. His hand slides over my skin, hot + wanting, reminding me he’ll forever release the messy tangles in me.
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naomi Sep 23
Replying to @lesbseok
can u please fix ur dms we’re it
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Beth Brown Sep 15
My fantasy football picks were a huge mistake.
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Brian Kaplan 9h
sounds like brian is going after steve? strategy?
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John Duran Sep 23
Not a good week of football for me. My broncos lost. I’m losing all 5 of my fantasy teams. I’m losing all 5 of my cards of Fan dual.
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