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Hannah McArthur Jul 19
Katya asking to go outside: Side? Side? Ashley: Mommy doesn't want to go outside Katya: Side? Side? Side? Side? Ashley: you're so insistent Katya: Side? Side? Ashley: air conditioning? Katya: Side? Ashley: air conditioning?
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Matthew 6h
Taking my crew berry picking for the day. Planned on getting there for 830. Looking more like 1045 now.
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Rugbytots Perth & Kinross 17h
There is SO much to our classes, it’s no wonder we are the WORLD’s favourite Rugby play programme 😁🏉
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Paula Marshall Jul 16
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Johanna Saunders Jun 1
I always play music, obnoxiously loud, when doing a big tidy up, trouble is, I find myself dancing about while putting away toys/books etc and inevitably tire myself out and don’t finish the tidying.
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TheVirginiaNymph Jul 10
Life fact #587 If you need something and your mom has it available it's yours for the taking - Sign Teenagers and young 20 somethings everywhere lol
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Dan Marlin May 26
Traci - Hey, remember how you have been saying you want a new pillow? Me - No. my pillow is just fine. Traci - Oh well, we should probably go get you a new pillow soon. Me - Why? My pillow is just fine! Traci - Well baby Claire just peed on your pillow.
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Erinn Jay Jun 21
How can I be mad? My son just couldn't help himself when he saw a full tube of toothpaste, cap off, just begging to be karate chopped and sprayed all over the bathroom. The result-toothpaste everywhere and a boy who got that one-time experience
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Ashley Vaughan May 9
I don’t know where TV remotes disappear to. We lost an Amazon one several months ago and had to manage with the app until we accepted it was gone for good and bought a new one last week. We had it 2 days and it has already disappeared without a trace!
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Liz 💚🎶📖🖍️ Jun 27
In today's installment of ... My declared she only wanted to peas for . Fine. One big bowl of peas later she wanted for . Done. How am I raising a kid??? I didn't do this on purpose! just eat the
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hayley May 9
Maci: I’m butthurt. Kaylee: do you know what that means? M: no what’s it mean? K: you’re offended. M: yep I am offended, I’m offended cause my car seat is hurting my butt! I’m really butt hurt! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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Manda (short for A-man-duh) Apr 19
Dreamily watching: “Awe, look how nice the boys are...” 7: throws remote control at 9s head. “I hate you! You’re stupid!”
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Sarah Anne Maag May 26
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Undercaffeinated Mama Jun 15
4 loves counting... Except she skips number 14 EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I hope this isn’t permanent.
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Mihee Kim-Kort Jul 2
It’s 6:30 pm. Ozzie literally just asked me if we could go swimming. After I said no at least 12 times in the last 2 hours. After they've been in Y camp all day. Where. They. SWIM. I’m becoming a little unhinged 🤪
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KVT Mama🌸 Jun 9
Now my kid knows my actual name, she takes it upon herself to be my spokesperson and introduce me to everyone she sees when we are out and about👀🤐 IDK if I signed up for this🤔😅
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Undercaffeinated Mama Jun 12
4 named her new birthday toy something that is not “Loki”, but sounds exactly like “Loki”... We’ve tried numerous variations, with no success... Now hiring: Kid translator.
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🤠 Amber Ogrady Books 🤠 Jun 14
Bubba was climbing all over me while we was playing. Jay told me I should have named him "monkey". So I start calling him monkey and out of nowhere he says, "mommy, you cow!" Kinda cute....but really hurtful! Lol.
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Billi J. Miller Mar 15
It’s nice to be home. As I sat at the table this morning with my youngest (5) enjoying our time together she looked at me and said: “you look a million”. I’m going to assume she meant she can see all of my new knowledge from 😝🥴
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Sakshi Jun 1
Got permission to have my 1st sleep over at a friends place when I was in 11th std and getting such requests from my 4 yr old these days.. never knew generation gap will hit me so hard n so soon
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