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Lose Kilos 12h
Going on a trip? Put some tape over the top of any shampoos/body washes you pack, so it doesn't spill all over your luggage.
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El Muy Cremoso Jan 9
There’s no such thing as pre-cum if you cum fast enough. It’s all just cum. 😎Ladieeeeees.
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FETUS BABY 5h
get everyone who bathes in it pregnant
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nkss 48m
Don't criticise yourself for anything, the whole world is waiting to criticise you
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kt Jan 13
When you’re drunk just close one eye to read your phone
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Misha Mansoor 23h
I thought being single would be hard but it turns out that I can drop my unfolded clothes next to me in bed and pretend it’s a person while I cry myself to sleep!
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Pat Stelmach 16h
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〽ALEE⚡ 21h
Try Applying Your Deodorant at Night Instead of In The Morning. It'll be More Effective N You'll Sweat Less The Next Day.
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Skeletor Life Hacks Jan 15
Deal with pesky telemarketers by setting your outgoing message to the SHRIEK OF THE HELLISH WOLF-BAT!
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🍑Baby Peach🍑 13h
If you’re partner hogs the covers then buy more covers. Have a mountain of blankets to suffocate them till they have a traumatic experience with covers. Problem solved✔️
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🐻🏈Josette Elaine🐻🏈 2h
Everyone in the deep South, stay home if you can. If I could, I'd send Indiana's plows and salt/sand trucks to de ice y'all! Been watching the and y'all seriously have it worse than us Hoosiers. Kitty litter and Morton salt work for traction on ice.
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Dr.Strangelove 6m
If you embrace emptiness as an integral part of being you will never feel depressed
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Samiya Bashir 10h
Cats are not afraid of their own agency.
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East Lansing Police Jan 13
*Top Secret Life Hack* How NOT to get caught speeding: Don’t speed!! You’re welcome. RT to spread awareness
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Just Mind 18m
ADHD Tip: Hack apart what keeps you from your goals. Example: I had one client that went to bed in his gym clothes to help ensure he was ready to workout in the morning. It helped him start the process of building a consistent healthy habit.
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STAR Movies India Jan 15
Troubled pasts become less so when you find family in mutants who share the same differences as you.
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2. Listen To Podcasts Podcasts are a fun way to fill in the gaps of your life with educational audio. If you can, get bluetooth speakers that way you can listen to one as you hop into the shower
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STAR Movies India Jan 9
When you don't agree with your best friend, start a civil war!
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Very Lonely Porg 12h
Luke’s lightsaber makes a great bug zapper!
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4. Practice Old Passions Take a break (when you can) or go on a sabbatical and take the time to revisit the things you enjoy but don't normally do
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