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Jennifer B Jun 16
Anyone got a tip for getting scrambled egg off a glass bowl? Soaking in cold water isn’t helping ☹️
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Glasgow Life Jun 5
Stop wasting money buying strimmer wire, just use cheap cable ties instead!
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Melanie Scrofano Jun 13
A note on thongs: sometimes when they're uncomfortable it's because you put it on inside out, and sideways.
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Parker McDonald 9h
I'm doing this new thing where, instead of reading, I leave a book next to my bed and look at Twitter every night. I've already not read like 5 books this way
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+234 Jun 5
How to survive a knife attack
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Alicia Bolton Jun 9
Am I the only person who hides the TV remote from their toddler and then can’t find it? 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Jill Dominique Jun 14
Pro Tip: If you wanna poop/pee and walay duol na CR, go to the nearest Hotel and make a fake inquiry about their function rooms (maybe ask for their calling card para mas legit) then, proceed to their fancy, clean bathroom and do you whatchu gotta do 😂
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Chris Dutton Jun 14
🔪 Quick video - how to survive a knife attack. Brilliant 🔪 .
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Real Mom Blog Jun 13
Thanks to allergies, my apple watch says my coughing/sneezing fit counted as 3 minutes of exercise.
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Vince Golangco Jun 15
I just told a telemarketer calling my home landline that I was driving. He apologized and hung up right away.
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Rahat Kabir Jun 16
I got tired of paying $3.50 for iced coffee from Starbucks, what I do now is get ice from Starbucks and fill it with coffee from the machine at work
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Tess Jun 12
Ive discovered the trick. Go to target at 10:50pm. It gives you only enough time to get the one thing you went for, and no time to get the other 243 things you see that you don’t need.
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b.e.ll.a. 15h
If you can’t find your dad turn on the A/C and open a window.
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alison Jun 12
PSA: Found the best tv show to sleep to: “100% Hotter” on Netflix. Low budget makeover show. BRITISH accents. Terrible enough to engage you and honey, you are sound asleep from the commentary 15 mins in.
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jenny Jun 16
i also took an edible and as a disguise i drank so my fam can’t tell if I’m faded or drunk
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Dave Crow Jun 15
Put a Jacks pizza on a cutting board. Boom. Instant artisanal.
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c h e y Jun 13
Hey Walla Walla drivers when you’re turning off one road onto another I gotta trick for you, use that stick thing next to your steering wheel. Don’t be alarmed if it starts clicking, that means it’s working.
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Tamara Nemeth Jun 14
New healthy eating tip: call your mom while you’re in the grocery store and tell her what you’re buying. The shame will make you decide on non-sugary cereal and reduced sodium soup
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Thomas James Jun 14
So I couldn't find the vacuum part I needed.........
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tBh💚😩ClOuTs Jun 12
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