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Andrew 2h
Don't want to vacuum? Just have a baby crawl around and put all the fuzz and debris in their mouth.
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ChiefTested 7h
Morning meditation life tip brought to you by the fire service.... If you ever feel lost and cant find your way...stop, breathe, think the problem thru and if need to, always call out for help. You have people out there willing to help out.
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Anna King Sep 15
Right twitter : my handbag zip is totally snarled up in the lining. Tried encouragement & brute force so far. Any wizard tips for getting it unstuck please??
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MuggerSlugger™ 4m
Not all pepper Spray products are the same. Some of the largest manufacturers substitute clever gimmicks and accessories for efficacy. But not MuggerSlugger. We deliver the #1 Maximum Strength OC formula.
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Joshua Singh 7h
When I'm sick, and I need to blow my nose, I try to do it to the beat of the "Gremlins" main theme. It just works, and it reminds me of a great movie.
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j u j u ~ 13h
So if you sleep alone and you have a nightmare and your dog doesn’t give af... look at pictures of food... then your hunger will overcome your fear.
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Samantha Kail ☭ 9h
Replying to @BigHPrivateEye
get one dog and maybe a year or two before it checks out get another dog this way you're prepared
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Jillian McMahon 6h
Today I learnt that if your Costa cup is too hot you should hold it by the 'O's as the cup is insulated and thicker there.
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Mags 56m
Replying to @maggnetix
Okay for everyone that uses the oven you guys are cray. Microwave takes 7-8 minutes vs. an hour in the oven. You’re welcome
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Persian Rose 11h
How to feed a Roman baby:
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ReadingDodoKiwi 9h
Replying to @40Midlife
Indeed. Never agree to room with a white dude with dreadlocks who wears t-shirts of the Adidas logo as a marijuana leaf.
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Lydia Guthrie 1h
Today, I paid £2 extra for a 1st class train ticket, and in return, got my mitts on a prawn sandwich, a pack of crisps, an apple, a muffin, a bottle of water, a coffee and a gin and tonic.
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Neil Goodrich 1h
Putting both your recycling and general waste bins out for bin day because you've forgotten how to adult and have no idea which collection day it is
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Dahling. 5h
Let me teach you how to make "Fanta orange" at home😊😂
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Hana 17h
Life tells us after every down there’s an up And I believe it 😌
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A Voice For Choice 42m
When sites attempt to "debunk", and/or discredit a theory or concern, they really just out themselves. In other words, IS a plot. .
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Christopher Heller Sep 16
Lifehack: Eliminate the frustration of waking up before your alarm clock by not setting one.
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K-Tuck Sep 17
Pro tip: avoid saying "uh" or "um" in conversation by taking a moment to consider what you want to say before you begin to speak.
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Maymay Quinto Sep 13
*got a txt msg* Him: Can't sleep Me: *remembered the meme that I saw yesterday* I can. Goodnight. 😅
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Shannon J. Sagan 2h
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