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Michael Adler 5h
Are you tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Simply boil a few gallons of water at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
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Big Lots Nov 14
: Keep a few marshmallows in your brown sugar container to keep it from clumping!
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BANKEX Nov 15
We have prepared a for you to minimize your risk when working with , and an example of a financial instrument that will allow you to see the world of in a new light:
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DJ Barney Nov 15
print out a photo of the empty sink and place on top of the dirty dishes! 😂
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Alex D. 4h
: Be in Toys R Us long or often enough, and every member of staff will be able to recognize and hate you.
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SkinGuardUg Nov 20
Mark your water bottles to help you keep track of your water intake and encourage you to drink a certain amount by a certain time.
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S. Nov 21
101 Negative person : Are you breaking up with me? Me : I’m sorry. NP : But why?! Me : It’s not me, it’s you!
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Tony Oliveri 9h
Did you know if you throw an Iphone 6 hard enough. It will go straight through your living room wall??
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Joseph Motiki Nov 18
You want a here's a life hack: use a car wash mitt to clean your bathroom. What used to take me an hour 😝 now takes 15 minutes 😏
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luke q. stafford 21h
circa 1997. If u weren’t overwriting floppies to save ur book reports you were just wasting $.
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Piku 🇮🇳 Nov 18
Life is nothing but a consequence of the choices you make. Be conscious of the what you see in front of you and choose right, bcoz all it takes is one wrong decision for your life to take a completely new direction, that could hv devastating effects for a lifetime.
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Mrs. Fish Nov 16
for high school students: "Can I urinate?" is NOT the way to ask for a restroom break on a several levels. First, you really mean "May I...?" Next, a "please" would be appropriate. Finally, "restroom" has more couth (ahem, that's refined manners).
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Virali Naran Nov 19
Best my mother ever taught me: if you have leftover-anything, vagaar it! 🌶🍲
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Shantellebisson 7h
If I were in Cali I would just wait and leave today since it seems the entire state left yesterday
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flower in my hair 53m
: you can’t touch the floor if you cut off your feet 😳
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Life Extension Nov 21
Got a remedy for a sore throat? Share it with us!
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Kristy Placido Nov 20
How about instead of constantly calling our elected officials we simply vote for those who actually care about people and human rights next time?
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Nick Fuller Nov 19
Hungover make sure you've finished pooping before standing up to blow your nose.
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Reece McGowan Nov 20
Replying to @TheGMTEL
: Smack the spoon on the lid before you open it. Boom. All the yoghurt's in the tub now :P
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Diana Jones 16h
Replying to @usaminplanet
well thats one way to get a vibrator without your parents finding out, i guess.
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