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Sarah Schwartz 1h
If you don't have anyone to go to a show with you, just buy two tickets, then scalp one. Whoever buys the ticket is your date for the night
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The Aup Nov 15
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Shaha? Nov 19
All your pants in the laundry? Worry not, you can just put stickers all over your legs~
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Evan Schmitz Nov 19
Chew two pieces of gum at once to get 80 minutes of fresh breath instead of just 40.
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IdealPath 9m
Small Business Holiday Tips: Control your business holiday lights with smart home tools...
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Metaphysics & Money 1h
Being muscular, lean and in great physical shape is a guaranteed that will improve every single area of your life whether you're a male or female. Almost EVERYONE has 100% control over this. It's one of the few things we can all change. Y'all weak and lazy though.
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Ash Ambirge βœπŸ»πŸ“–πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸŒŽπŸ’» Nov 5
FYI ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE: I just went to and was about to lay down a cool $300 for a prescription (in order to take sufficient with me to ). Then the pharmacist told me about and insisted I look it up for a coupon. Final bill: $138.00. 😱
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Jizz Johnson πŸ₯ƒ Nov 9
Life Hack: In a hurry? Squeeze your balls, it makes the piss come out faster.
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Tim Quadling ︽✡︽ 20m
Replying to @mv_jenkins
Discovered this today amazing
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Daddy Zoul Nov 3
Guy: hi Girl: sorry i’m not single, i have a boyfriend Guy: it’s okay. I can make you single.
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Chicago Sensual Massage Nov 7
- Never fuck a man who doesn't parallel park like a boss.
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Melissa パγƒͺッァ (美美) 19h
A man’s favorite subject is himself.
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Life Hack 3h
singing is more fun when you blend a pancake. spectacular
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jason πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„ Nov 19
life changing... click and hold the spacebar on your iphone right now.... wow.
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Jono Zalay Nov 5
: Cancel out your grandparents vote and in 10 years you get a livable world to spend their money.
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365Days Nov 6
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Soupy Norman Nov 5
Replying to @DaftLimmy
That's actually a good if you want your dinner to be ready in 4 hours instead of 30 mins
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Muzaphal Kimbugwe 3h
If you usually buy 1GB of Airtel data, do it this way. Buy 5,000 Airtel Airtime using Airtel money, get 100% bonus airtime to call all networks, then buy data with the Airtime.
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drunk & disorderly Nov 9
Car rides alone go by so much faster if you’re on your phone the whole time
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ROY 🍾 3h
Angels seek peace.....demons chase chaos.
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