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Riri 🐹 #1YearWithACE 22h
if you’re having a hard time drawing Jun’s mouth, copy bulbasaur’s smile
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Newberry Library May 17
Why pay for a Netflix subscription when you can watch pictures scroll across a mini toy panorama, like the one issued by Milton Bradley after the Civil War?
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Ava Jules 🌺🌊 May 21
stapling 20s onto all my finals when i turn them in
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Nervus 🖤 May 16
non-binary and trans people who tour - if venues won’t make their toilets gender neutral, just poo in a Tupperware container and ask them to dispose of it in the correctly gendered toilet.
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Emily Chaney May 18
Is it a good idea to make oatmeal with coffee instead of hot water asking for a friend who loves efficiency and is a garbage person
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Jules Burnet May 21
STOP WHINING!
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J.R. Carter May 16
It's a lot easier to listen to Mrs. Buxton with your ears plugged
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Chris Steers May 17
Now that's a cool ! Thank you
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Pat Manyuru ☆ 23h
Someone asks you a question. You don't know the answer, heck you don't even fully understand the question. So... You set your own question in your head and answer THAT instead. I know I'm not the only one.
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Isyraq 11h
I have one theory. Can we not eat/drink all the sweet things, and dilute them with mineral water afterwards? You basically get the pleasure from your taste buds but in the end it becomes a dilute solution. Can i have my masters now LoL
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Hank Pattison Ω☠ May 22
If you just want to find a bunch of creepy dudes to block, here's a fun trick: just look for anywhere a woman is speaking her mind, and then read the comments!
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Allison Williams May 22
I need to to eat dinner at Chipotle on weeknights at 6pm. Picked up my to go order and the building was all single men in their 30s and 40s eating alone.
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ali :) May 19
tell someone to send you a picture of something so you can screen shot something from their chat with out lookin sus
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KADENCEOKC™ 🥁 May 21
Pray more than you complain.
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Conrad Reed 6h
test time! I'm going to try using aluminum foil balls in the dryer instead of dryer sheets. Let's see if this works!
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Chris Haas May 19
When your dad, who has worked in radio for decades, forgets cufflinks but is resourceful af and uses earbuds.
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Mal May 18
I made a private twitter so I can tweet about my feelings without pitty what a
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Lainie B. May 15
Proud of my latest . Tired of ravenous teenagers eating all the ice cream bars on you before you’ve had a single delicious bite? Hide them in a place they’d never look!
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Lil 16h
How much the sudocrem logo looks like the logo is concerning but also a good
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Hannah Smith 6h
Life tip: if your pants are getting too tight... just don’t wear any. Cause if your lashes look this good ain’t nobody gonna notice if you have pants on. 💋👖
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