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Lisa the Librarian πŸ“š Sep 12
Don't have a bookmark? Please don't use your birth certificate or your license renewal paperwork, please. I've found both of these in books this month.
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Andria Amaral Sep 14
I’m in love with this display my amazing team put together.
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Danielle Sep 9
Today I helped a man who just got out of prison sign up for a library card. He was so thrilled. He could not stop thanking me. Then I found him a movie to watch. On his way out, he told his friend "I'm so excited! I feel like a little kid again!"
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liz πŸ’«πŸŒˆ Sep 8
Them: Asks me a question. Me: Sorry, I don’t know the answer. Them: No prob, thanks anyway. *several hours pass* Me: Cannot let it go. Must...find...the...answer... Just me? Or is this a trait?!
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Nicole Marie Sep 10
Got my first ever threat from a patron, woo! Am I officially a real now?
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singlelibrarianmom Sep 12
My coworkers and I are coming up with reasons why we went to library school...so far it's been: -To learn to clean up bodily fluids -To learn how to break up fights -To learn how to gently wake up a passed out drunk -To determine if a person is passed out or dead
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Lisa the Librarian πŸ“š Sep 13
All 24 copies of this book are out again. You know which one I'm talking about...
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Anna M Sep 14
All 36 public computers in use at the same time!
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Susie Taylor Sep 14
I knew I was going to like the Halifax Central Library, but I didn't know it was going to restore my faith in humanity. This place, its patrons and staff are revolutionary. even the bathrooms are awesome.
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b.andherbooks 🌻 6m
Who accidentally set off the emergency evacuation announcement in the public library today? Me. I did. Who had to charge to the middle of the floor and loudly proclaim her boo boo? Me. I did.
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LibrarySocks Sep 14
Child: *screaming, crying over a toy* Mom: Oh, I'm sorry, is it not behaving in a way you like? Me: *stifles laughter* Oh man, the snark, it's lost on her child, but she is BRILLIANT.
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Circulation NationπŸ“š Sep 15
You don't want to pay for lost books on your card & you want to sign up for another card?
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Indie Stacks Sep 13
What would possess someone to poop all over the bathroom floor?
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David 1h
Just had to write this incident report: Patron A accused Patron B of breaking his laptop by farting on it. After investigation, it was determined Patron A's computer was not sufficiently charged an did not break due to flatulence.
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Danielle Sep 10
I'm thrilled that my last tweet has been so well received! Libraries mean freedom, fairness, acceptance, and access to many of our most vulnerable community members. It is important that we welcome everyone with open arms and nurture their eagerness to visit us.
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Lisa the Librarian πŸ“š Sep 12
People. The library isn't the place for you to get your fondle on.
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Patty Sep 13
Patron: If I put a book on hold, you'll bring it to my house, right? Me: If the patron is homebound, then yes. Patron: I'm standing right here. Do I look homebound to you? Me: ...You'll need to come to the library to pick up your book. We'll notify you. Patron: UGH!
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Roselyn Morales 8h
Today, H. D. Hilley will be celebrating 915 day! ❀
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Amanda B. Albert 7h
Pro tip: When practicing a presentation don’t chose the classroom with windows where everyone can see you talking to an empty room. People look at you weird. 😳
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Molly πŸ–€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Happy Fall Y'all πŸ¦ŒπŸ‚πŸŽƒ 14m
THE LIBRARY IS COVERED IN BEEEEES (presentation tonight from a local beekeeper. I'm sure my coworkers love me randomly exclaiming with excitement "BEES!") 🐝🐝🐝 221bcon
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