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Cheeky Librarian Aug 15
Do ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿ‘ call ๐Ÿ‘ ANYONE ๐Ÿ‘ at ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ service ๐Ÿ‘ desk ๐Ÿ‘ SWEETHEART ๐Ÿ‘ .
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Emily WhitmireSluder Aug 17
Lady just requested the Mitford series. Told library worker of color that he probably hasn't read it because there are no people of color in it. Then she asked if he had read the Ladies No1 Detective Agency books bc she liked those maybe he would
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molly ๐ŸŒปโœจ Aug 15
Met a lady who did not understand the concept of graphic novels. "It's like a comic book, a story told with illustrations." "Oh, so it's comedy?" Me, glancing at Tokyo Ghoul out of the corner of my eye: "Not exactly..."
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The Snazzy Librarian Aug 16
Sorry, but I'm a librarian not an engineer for Microsoft or Apple. I can't help you reassemble your laptop that you took apart yourself. But I can give you the phone number of a place that can.
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Lala Librarian Aug 15
Thanks for the donations would you like your bootleg copy of "Marley and Me" back?
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Ellen H. Aug 17
15 mins into work and the wi-fi is out. My phone is the only thing getting service.
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Jess Witkins 20h
Today at the library, a woman called asking to renew her items. I said, โ€œSure thing, got your card ready?โ€ And then there was this irritated sigh, and she replied, โ€œHold on. I didnโ€™t know you were going to ask me for that.โ€ This happens daily.
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Kaitlyn Bettner Aug 10
When you FINALLY finish shelving all the childrenโ€™s books and you go to check the book drop and itโ€™s completely full of childrenโ€™s books
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Carrie Aug 14
Taking the perfect selfie with your best hair, abstract blouse, and getting all of the Freud reference inside the frame is *hard*
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Wendy Z. 40m
Welp, I remain stereotypical librarian. Went clothes shopping, saw a cardigan on clearance. It was two-toned earthy greens. Thought โ€œI kinda love that.โ€ But it was too big abd there were no others and I was sad.
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bibliotudinous Aug 14
The party in the break room is over but there is still some food left and I am still eating
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jen1n 23h
My husband has a Ph.D. and is blessed with 10 working fingers and he still asked me to "help him find" (a.k.a. google) a phone number in the hospital system WHERE HE WORKS.
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The Surly Librarian Aug 15
I'm at that point where I don't know if I need more coffee or less coffee.
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Sara Bailey Roberts Aug 9
snakes in library saga continues, but this time it was a very pregnant mamma snake and her very new, itty bitty babies.
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Beth Petersen Aug 10
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Modern Marian the Librarian Aug 14
Latest in things that should not be used as bookmarks : used popsicle sticks. Went to shake it out of the book into the garbage (to avoid touching it), but it was apparently stuck and left a hole in the page when it fell out . . . of the brand new book.
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Anthony DeMinico Aug 9
Them: Can I charge my phone here? Me: Sure, there are outlets in <locations>, but we can't be responsible if you step away. T: Do you think you'll be here for a while? Me: We cannot be responsible for your phone. T: So where can I charge my phone?
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Kirsten Learnard Aug 9
Patrons , when all they want is a guest pass for the computers
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Chris Aug 9
"Someone left their teeth on the bench out front."
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Amy Aug 13
To be perfectly honest, my Monday morning decision on what to wear to work is going to be based on leg hair visibility.
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