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Aiman Zahry May 18
Sunday is asking the ceiling for advice day: Ow wise ceiling...should I vacuum the floor? Should I do the laundry? Should i this should i that. So far waiting for the ceiling to respond while I stretch on ze bed patiently. Still waiting and again, NOT a just planning.
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ploughandharrowdrakesbroughton 12h
The chefs will be hard at work Sunday morning prepping for our fabulous Sunday Roasts. Come visit the Plough and Harrow for a relaxing, tasty gathering with your family, it's what Sundays are all about!
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Robin McGraw May 19
Sometimes Phillip and I will sit on the couch and binge an entire season of a show in one day… does anyone else do the same?!
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Lucy Lou May 19
I wish someone would come and cook me a roast dinner - hmmmm a nice roast chicken dinner - all the yummy trimmings ... and then take the washing up away so no one has to do it - Someone needs to invent a roast dinner delivery service
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Pennywise May 19
Sometimes you must shapeshift into a creature to scare and kill a human. But sometimes you just bash them in the head over and over with a cantaloupe.
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Victoria's Secret May 19
Hands up if is your personal brand.
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CurlyLittleRedHead May 19
My Fitbit buzzes every hour to remind me to get my steps...even it has given up on me today!
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Good Boy 6h
You should stay because your hamster ate your socks
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Inez North May 19
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⚡️Pichu [NO. #19]⚡️ (GODZILLA KOTM HYPE) May 19
[[ I REALLY DON'T WANNA DO MY SWIM CLASS TODAAAAAYYY.......
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Adrianna Salvatore May 19
The term doesn't exist in my vocabulary. Tuesday, May 21st, I'm back in the ring for the first time since Gang Warfare. It's time to climb back to the top where I belong. Get the fuck out of my way.
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Størmy May 19
🌹Don't go for a rose if you can't handle her thorns
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Toya May 19
I hate having to make the entire bed so I sleep on one side and scoot the pillows to the other 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️!
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Bunny Bae May 19
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RivylVinyl 18h
Released today in 1968, spinning this classic LP on a lazy Friday afternoon. What’s your top track?
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Mo S May 19
until GOT tonight 😀
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Jeff Rothwell May 19
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Good Boy May 23
You should stay because your grandchild‘s socks fall apart
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Good Boy 15h
You should stay because your grandpa‘s trousers broke
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Good Boy 18h
You should go because your brother‘s trousers are dirty
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