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Ashley Virginia 9 Jan 14
Every time I eat pizza, I regret eating pizza. But when I'm not eating pizza, I wish I was eating pizza.
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City Star Brewing 24 Dec 14
Don't be a dummy, put some beer in that tummy. , !,
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Lauren Ⓥ 26 Nov 15
Cut out dairy & significantly reduce cancer risk. U are not a baby cow
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jess rollins 9 Mar 18
When I found out I’m lactose intolerant
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Michael Bennett 15 Mar 15
I hate so much macaroni yesterday my stomach is in shock.
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c a t 29 May 16
Ice cream fixes all problems but not my lactose intolerance livin life dangerously
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Tanya Charles 28 Sep 16
HOly shit!! Mind blown!! Non dairy and gelato in the same sentence.
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Lazarus Rios 5 Jul 14
I don't know why I drank that abuelita hot chocolate. This is my 4th time in the restroom tonight
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David Sandel 13 Feb 14
Replying to @sierratp
A4. It's pretty easy to not eat dairy in the backcountry.
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c a t 15 Aug 16
Crying RN cus my stomach hurts so bad because I ate ice cream without lactaid pill.ugh.livin life on the edge
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Amanda Jane 4 Feb 14
When is gonna catch onto the whole almond milk thing? I need other dairy-free options.
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Shaun(ta Claus) 🎅 Jan 31
Replying to @KatyMontgomerie
MMMMMMM8. THAT'S DISGUSTING! Is there no shame left, no sympathy for my poor eyes having to see that monstrosity?! Who in their right minds puts cheese on a pizza?!?!
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Alex Palombo 24 Aug 17
I have no idea why is targeting me, unless they want their customers farting all the way home.
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Shibby from T3M 2 Nov 14
I always end up regretting my decision to eat dairy.
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Charlotte Roberts 31 Aug 14
Great show last night guys! Did the catch on? :D
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Victor Huckabee 28 Jun 13
i just realized that i forgot to get my latte made with soy. i was wondering why my stomach felt so terrible.
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ɐuɐoɥɾ 11 May 17
I had too much cheeeeeese faaack
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Stephen Quigley 27 Jan 17
Excited to try the from !!
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Adrianna Pebbles Prosser 6 Aug 16
Birthday day 2 at having DAIRY FREE SOFT SERVE 😮🙌🍦💯❗️
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Crobot 27 Sep 15
Replying to @crazyboutweezy
Hopefully without the postmeal belly ache!
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