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KClarkPhotography 17 Aug 17
She ran away when she thought it was her transportation box. Now she knows it's mine she's ready to go.
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Bubbles Oct 20
Replying to @RoamLawliet
best thing you can do.....GO GET A BRAND NEW KITTY WHO NEEDS A HOME. Trust me.
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Joe Caine 28 Nov 13
you've cat to be kitten me right meow! this seems so fuckin hilarious right now @mletisdale9
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Mocha 15 Apr 16
I don't know why hooman is yelling at me to get down. I jump up here all da time when they're not home.
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Amy C  Henderson 28 Oct 10
All of Moses' normal seats are taken so he invaded Esther's five foot personal space bubble to run her out of his seat.
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Owyn Robinson 8 Jan 14
If a girl blocks you on every social networking site then ask her friends for her number
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ana marie cox 29 Jun 12
It is after the 4 mile run that the cats choose to cuddle with me.
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Justin Chisholm 8 Jan 14
If she rejects you, harass her to no end
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Leonidas Benoit 26 Mar 13
Same sex marriage doesnt bother me. I mean come on, I hump blankets.
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Justin Chisholm 10 Jan 14
The moon is a planet
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` 31 Dec 14
and then after pool party theres a after party again bc
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#hephapsquirrel. 31 Dec 14
there's a party after the party
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marissa 23 Apr 13
my cat cries to be let out of my room, then cries to be let in two seconds later.
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Amanda Bell Mar 21
I'd just like to say...I do spend a 3 figure sum a month on kitten food....it appears he prefers gluten free bread crusts eaten off a chest from the 17th century (1625 to be specific)
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jen 23 Jan 14
"Oh, everyone is going to bed? LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE"
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Owyn Robinson 7 Jan 14
you will go to hell and get anal raped by the devil if you don't like pancakes
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Kai Adin 6 Oct 13
Replying to @dingof0xx0r
@0Fanshaw0 You should have another nap, nothing can go wrong while you sleep!
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abby oringer 24 Apr 14
"Purrrr more, hiss less"
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Izzard The Wizzard 28 Apr 16
Gordo talking about going to see Fireflies. Asked if I would go. Why go when I can see fireflies from my window?
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Mimi Dublin Knowles 14 Apr 18
that defies human explanation.... The bottom of the food bowl is all covered except for one teeny tiny little spot. So of course, according to cats, that bowl MUST be empty. 😜
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