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Silané Chanel Aug 16
Conversations with my 6 year old little sister 🤣😭
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Nico Lougheed Aug 14
Ollie: “who made us?” Chase: “God!” Ollie: “what’s God?” Chase: “oh just some guy who decided to walk in the moon.. don’t ask me why” 😂
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Anna Malaquias Aug 14
**corey telling some story in an attempt to make my nephew laugh ... story finishes, dead silence. Nephew: *clearly not amused* “ZZ, this how you can tell Tio Corey is lieing, he’s like Pinocchio, his nipples get long. 😂😂
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LoveBeeboo Aug 11
So I’m listening to and my 4 year old says, “great hipster grandma music” what is it? 😒
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Roman.com2 Aug 9
My fart was spicy it burned my butt
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M Aug 9
Replying to @JeffDauler
FYI you dont have a face like Donald Trump! 🤣
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Taina Castillo Aug 11
and the girls came to visit & I’m still laughing at Em! “Did you see Thor’s balls?!” 😂😂😂
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fяєωαу420ѕкαιя¢яσє™ Aug 16
WTF I JUST WATCH? 👀😩🤷🏾‍♂️
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Jen Aug 14
She has a job to do??? Is she studying to be on the new season of ?
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Tyree 💜 Aug 12
My 12yo starts 8th Grade 2dy And just said, “the trains must Be working better bcuz doesn’t mention any MTA Madness in today’s read...” If Only she knew. I’m sure tmrw they will make up for it.
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Life_Is_Short Sep 7
Son: Daddy, how much as an for my room? Me: $200 Son: Thats not bad, can you order me one? 😂🤣🙄
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Mufasa & Lulu Jun 17
When you tell your kidlets to eat their vegetables.. Lulu: “ You’re not my real mom!!” 😱🙈🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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Lara Dutta Bhupathi 22 Sep 16
In deep conversation about life, or something like it! 😉.
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Luke Brown 8 May 17
today at woodbridge a friend told me that his cupcake for his bday tasted a lot like high fructose corn syrup... 🤔💀😂
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carlen marie ☀️ 17 Dec 17
My cousins asked me to tuck them into bed and proceeded to tell me that it was practice since I was engaged now 😂😂
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Dexie Jane 🦋 18 Aug 18
EmmaBOO: Finally, I’m 12 DADDY: It only took 12 years EmmaBOO: It took forever 😂😅😁
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Samantha / Vanity Room ✨💄 Jun 18
This little girl asked me “so why do you work? My mommy doesn’t work”. FOH lil bihhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣
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Jashira 16 Dec 14
"I'm sorry...but Mrs. Fernandez is hot!" - 6-8 student
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Katie Leithauser 16 Apr 15
Was told "fuck you bitch" by a 7 year old at volunteering today
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Whoz Meech’ glory is passing 11 Mar 18
My son just asked me does God get eye boogers. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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