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Matthew McDarby 6h
Happy repeal day jobbers! Celebrating the day booze became legal AGAIN in the US the right way.
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Andrew Ryan 13h
Guess I have always been a red sweater black tie kind of guy! 😂
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Em Dec 3
Nothing says you’re in Blackpool more than watching a woman yank her knickers out her arse as she walks down the road
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(((Miss_Shiv is a harpy))) Dec 4
Watching masterchef, eating a fry up
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Nicola Dec 2
Replying to @MrBoothY6
Actually hes the the kind of guy that lets you think hes a gentleman but gets his friends to film themselves having sex with girls who dont know they're being filmed. Then has a good ol' giggle about it with his friends after.
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MISH™ Nov 28
i don't know about you guys... but i was on a video call with a client and accidentally let out a burp. thinking quickly, i smoothly transitioned it to a cough / clearing my throat sound. i'm 80% sure i got away with it ✊
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Priscilla Ariel Nov 27
Back in the day people used to ask for cups of sugar from their neighbors. I run down a building or two in my apartment complex to pick up a nug. lol
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Tracey Bergeson Nov 27
Marcus with the win....... on and off the field! 😱🙌🏼
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Grant Garland Nov 29
and Dale are slaying this morning. You should be fine with a light jacket before you head out to shop today. 🙌🏼
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Nathan Nov 28
A student just told me she saw me throwing up outside lip licking at 4am this morning..
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Janine Washle Nov 29
Someone told me their friend thought my recipes were hi-falutin’. “Why, thank you! That’s right on brand!”
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🎅🦌🎄 Dec 2
Always with the dick jokes!
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Amy Eden Nov 27
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WWLSEC@SECintheCity Nov 30
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Michelle K. Kwan Nov 28
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Jen Giffen Dec 4
Just had the first car drive-by us and honk and flip us the bird!
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Drake Events Dec 3
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Drake Events Dec 2
Our team had a busy day out at the on Saturday. Keeping everyone hydrated with the best , from the at the .
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AP Dec 1
Replying to @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse
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Drake Events Nov 28
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