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🙊Memes🙊 3 Jul 13
His wife sent him to do the grocery shopping...NEVER AGAIN!
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Bethany Watson🏳️‍🌈 24 Aug 13
Weekend trip: I've packed 2 flower crowns, 3 pair of shoes, 5 books, and false eyelashes. That should cover it.
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Holly Green 14 Mar 16
I only popped out for a pint of milk...
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#Heughligans 12 Mar 16
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Tammy Beaumont Jul 15
Go into the shop needing bathroom furniture, leave with a bean bag and a hammock chair! Not sure I’m ready for this home owner business! 🤦🏽‍♀️
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MJ Jan 20
If there is anyone out there . . Bring caffeine. . . And cake
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Peter Kraus 20 Dec 17
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Lance Sommer 9 May 16
Is this 's shopping cart or a 14 yr old boy with his moms credit card?
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Cheryl 20 Dec 17
Signs that my 4 year old is finally feeling better after days of being very, very sick: 1) smiling, 2) eating, 3) bickering with her sister, & 4) asking to listen to ’s Spin The Wheel nonstop! 😁🍽🗣🎶🎰🎲
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Kitten Lady 7 Feb 18
In the last 48 hours I’ve trapped 6 cats, rescued 5 babies, traveled to 4 states, slept no more than 3 hours a night, and now I’m 2 exhausted to write anything except that I’m 1 sleepy girl. 😴
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Dom Kingston 7 Feb 16
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📼 Mixtape Queen 👑 May 9
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Julia Gulia 16 Dec 17
When your friend invites you over to watch Christmas movies. 🎄
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Tim Mohler 6 Sep 17
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Oonagh Jul 31
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lindsvandiver 1 Dec 13
The first thing I'm gonna do when I have my own money is buy a nice car and a cabin in the north woods.
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Sushi on Pizza 16 Oct 17
Did some shopping before leaving.
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Drew Ableman 23 Nov 17
I love the people that stroll into or on Black Friday just to grab some milk and eggs.
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Jacquelyn🦈 24 Dec 14
The only places that are open right now are Chinese food, pizza joints, and liquor stores. 😂
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Hope Mayo Floeck Jul 19
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