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Scampering Panda 3h
Sometimes I pretend I'm famous.
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Shah E Zaman Turki Dec 15
Replying to @DasShaktikanta
Sir how many people were killed in Kalinga war ???
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Bjorn Roark Dec 16
Someone explain to me why I am supposed to be happy about an overweight elderly man wearing red breaking into my house and eating my cookies? Some call it Christmas spirit....I call it breaking and entering....
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Thomas Topping 1h
Iโ€™m listening to you on the radio ! By you son of a bitch !!!
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Todd Van Dyke 44m
Replying to @markhbaker546
Oh! So you speak French and Latin hmmm...
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That Drunk Guy Dec 13
Okay, well I'm actually having dinner with and 2nite, so I'm gonna go get ready. Don't worry, I'll eat some aps before I start drinking this time ;)
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Daffa 2h
Replying to @ManCity
Manchester is red :v
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Nadia Javaid Dec 11
First follower gets a prize.
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๐ŸŽงCirphrank๐Ÿ‘ฃ Dec 16
Replying to @feranmi_4aces
Guess now I know why dad named me Frank. Thanks for helping out with the calculation. ๐Ÿ˜
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chauhan urmi Dec 16
Winters are so special.. . Or kuch gane suno ya na suno , Mosquitoes always being therefore to entertain you ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
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inday palma Dec 16
Yep. Testing of doing all of this.flipping.makes the factory double checking their products.otherwise it will get break when it pass at Ellen testing shoe.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค—
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The Lost One Dec 16
Flexeril and beer!!! Letโ€™s OD tonight!!!
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CapitalW 21h
What "IF" Fed Chairman say, "No Comment?"
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Aristizabal 20h
I want to retweet so much shit but my girl will probably choke me out lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sarah 5h
News: Woman beats her elderly mother with a hammer. My mom: That's so sad. Me after a day of shopping with my mom: Eh, we don't know what the mother did to possibly deserve it...
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Sherry Peavy Dec 17
Happy 7th Anniversary to my Beautiful daughter and son in law โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ We love you both and wish you many more years and many more babies ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜? ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ sidney.spell
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G A B B I E ๐ŸŒธ 7h
my mom gifted me a ring when i graduated high school & i was wearing it last night... i had Lu CONVINCED my bf asked me to marry him and she was so hyped now i gotta convince my bf to marry me too ๐Ÿ˜
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Shakey Tomatoes Dec 14
whatโ€™s the point in having a schedule if your buses wonโ€™t keep to it? Great job serving Calgarians.
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RichyRich 6h
Replying to @lakerswayy
As stupid as this is I can't blame him for getting his nutritions
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Angus Willson ๐ŸŒ 57m
Unis could reverse the numbering so "a ninth" is the top-grade like GCSEs
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