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hadeel cato 10m
today’s accomplishment = almost crashing into a police car and getting pulled over
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$arah 42m
i ❤️ it when i get to my appointments on time and everyone who showed up after me gets seen first ☺️
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Jacqueline Helgans 3h
When I got cheated on I threw a bowl of Mac and Cheese at his face
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sab cat Nov 13
best frens fixing circuit breakers long distance
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- Nov 14
passing massive blood clots on your period ✨ 🌻🌸
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beck_ebooks 2h
Love Too have seasonal depression on top of your own so they can't stalk you 👌👌👌👌👌
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swhite 2h
Just broke a nail attempting to pick broccoli out of my teeth
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karen❤️ Nov 13
my bff nd i reading our horoscopes rn nd getting scared bc its so relatable 😂 🥴
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a raw nugget of marijuana Nov 13
birth control is ruining my life
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whenwilldeathtakeme Nov 13
Maybe if I swing my hair around fast enough I can fly away from this bullshite
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butter-beth turkey🦃 Nov 13
Lost $20 and a man with a gold tooth offered to buy me a winter coat
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Makaylaaaaaaaa Nov 9
When you gotta call the cops on your uncle every other day because he's drugged up and violent all the time 😍
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🎄🎅☃️jazzy claus☃️🎅🎄 Nov 10
"squad trip to buy vibrators " - 2k18
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we all die. you either kill yourself or get killed 16h
I have to do a 24 hour urine sample and they gave me a big ass jug to fill with my pee
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Ervs____ 17h
I haven't slept for four nights straight
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emmabourre 12m
If you’re ever just remember that ends one day and you’ll be free of this
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Kaila Madden 22h
Replying to @EmilioSavino1
preach it sis!!! shout it from the rooftops
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🕸RUBY🕸 7h
Discussing the likelyhood of Stockholm syndrome
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thea🌙 Nov 12
shaving your legs 10 minutes before leaving the house because you haven’t shaved your legs in two months and have to wear shorts 😂😏😔😊
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Willow The Vixen Nov 10
My Finnish friend is currently trying to compare Todd Howard and Bethesda to Hitler and the Third Reich, to satiate his Hard-on for the Howard-Hitler ship.
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