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Laughing Aug 13
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚leave him alone He don't want to go to school๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Alex Medina 7h
after 3 years of procrastination, maybe just maybe iโ€™ll finally get my shit together for senior year & do things early.
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lorraine Jo King Aug 15
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table โ€œYou look terrible what's wrong?" "My mother died in June and left me ยฃ10,000 & My father died in July leaving me ยฃ50,000" "Wow. 2 parents gone in 2 months how sadโ€ โ€œMy aunt died in August & left me ยฃ15,000, this month I get nothing
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Nikki Wantz Aug 13
when a girls gut is so big she can't see her pussy when she sits down under all that rubble. 9/11 pussy on fleek
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Justin Caouette Aug 9
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Macaulay Culkin 11h
Itโ€™s ! Warren, knock knock-Bananas! HAHAHAHA!
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@imprintcomedy Aug 15
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Jason d'Agostino Aug 12
2 the person who stole my tablets.......I hope your now ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง info@artistagroup.com
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EnergyControlSystems 15h
How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity? Shocked!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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dumisani mtshweni Aug 15
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Reno County Sheriff 8h
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?? He was given 2 consecutive sentences!
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JokeFarm Aug 12
German bathtubs are bad, and German poetry is verse, but German sausage is the wurst.
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Lynnsanity - A Loud House Fanpage 9h
Happy National Tell A Joke Day Loud Crowd!
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Trooper TJ Templeton Aug 13
Had a hazard complaint this morning. This is for real folks. โ€œChickens crossing Highway 93.โ€ ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ The reason for their crossing is yet unknown. Not sure anyone had the courage to ask. I feel like an opportunity has been missed.
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chlo 6h
oh wow I love my life. everything goes my way :) woop woop
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Ray 10h
Relax its The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Harry Ramsden's 10h
For today. Let's have your best fish, seaside and chips jokes! One with the most likes by tomorrow wins a ยฃ20 Harrys voucher!
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Odie 11h
Bark bark arf arf arf, woof woof bark ark ark ark. Bark-bark BOW-WOW-WOW! Trank yrou! Trank yrou!
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MUWAthena 16h
What is the tallest building in the world? ---The library, because it has the most stories!
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Yuhoki 18h
We are 'soy' sorry about this but it's and we couldn't resist!
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