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Spark the Change Jun 17
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.
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Simon Hazeldine Jun 17
โ€œA well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.โ€ - Billy Connolly
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CouchCapades 9m
How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it!
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Purple Ronnie 6m
The doctor has diagnosed me with "70s fever" It flares up every now and then... ๐Ÿค“
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April Schaad State Farm Jun 19
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Dad Jokes Jun 13
What do you call a nose with no body? No body nose.
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Kilas Kher 5h
How do you make your wife scream during sex? Call her and tell her about it.
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Schoonover Sewer Inc Jun 19
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: He wanted to get to the bottom!
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Sam Hunt 2h
Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? A: Ant-chovies.
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Arthritis Associates Jun 19
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: Yes, but only if you aim well enough.
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Simon Hazeldine 8h
โ€œThe great thing about Glasgow is that if thereโ€™s a nuclear attack itโ€™ll look exactly the same afterwards.โ€ - Billy Connolly
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Vong Show 16h
"Our first major goal was to design our uniforms."
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Blondie's on Main Jun 19
Q: How did the hairdresser win the race? A: She took a short cut!
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Brian Jackson Jun 19
Why could the two feet never get along? ...Because they both thought they were right. Would you describe yourself as having two left feet?
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Sam Cuicio Jun 19
What did the rug say to the floor? ... 'Don't worry--I've got you covered!' Do you have any funny jokes to share with us?
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Daily Jokerz 16h
Why did the increase the font size on his computer? He wanted to make it big.
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Action Electric Jun 19
What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? A: You con-du-it!
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ABC Rolloff Dumpster Jun 17
Q: What do trash cans eat? A: Junk food!
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Ryan & Ryan Jun 19
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law!
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Meggie Jun 14
meaning of WIFE Husband asks, "Do u know d meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'! Wife replies,"No,it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!" โœŒโœŒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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