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Noah Kyalo Aug 19
Why can’t you trust an atom ? Because they make up everything... 😂
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daisy Aug 21
Move forward everyone! Keep moving forward! Cuz the only person who made it in life moving back ... was Micheal Jackson (hahah cuz of his moonwalk you know lmfao) 💀
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Katie Harding Aug 20
My dad keeps thinking he’s Tom Jones... It’s not unusual.
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MS.SASSY ASS🔥🖤(ghost keeper💖) Aug 20
What has 100 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo 🤭🤭
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Jake Robinson Sep 4
Apologies for the strong language at the end. This made me laugh though.
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Phillips & Millman LLP 7h
I broke a mirror and got 7 years bad luck... but my attorney thinks he can get me 5!
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FarndonFieldsSchool Aug 22
from yesterday’s camp!
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Kirsty H 4h
Me, introducing my 4 year old to crap jokes: “Toby, why did the chicken cross the road?” Toby: “because it did!”
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Select Pest Control 6h
This joke is ant-astic! ??
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Imperial Pools & Spa 7h
Q: What word looks the same backward and upside down? A: Swims!
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Fairweather Heating 3h
Why did the AC compressor sweat? Because it had to run all day.
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Clackamas Auto Parts 3h
I don’t like or dislike automatic transmissions. You could say I’m neutral.
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Sam Hunt 6h
Q: How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Whatever.
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Russell Door 6h
Q: When is a car no longer a car? A: When it turns into a garage!
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PlaidBuford Aug 20
Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells? 🧜‍♀️ She grew out of her B-shells.
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Novyl (No-vile) Aug 21
Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made us didn't He? 🤣👌👍
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All Around Handyman 6h
Q: Which pets are always lying around the house? A: Carpets!
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TrinityMarbleGranite 6h
What did the marble say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
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Got Bugs? Tucson 3h
Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now.
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Sam Hunt Sep 22
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A: T-Rex
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