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Janet Horvath Nov 24
Double duty Work out while you practice! your mind learns easily and well if you study the music and visualize playing. This is especially helpful for memorization. time spent away from your instrument solidifies interpretation and saves your body!
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Keary Bewick DDS Nov 23
Q. Why do vampires brush and floss after meals? A. To prevent bat breath!
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business.com engineering team Nov 23
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Parent Hub Nov 19
Q: Why did the dragon cross the road? A: Because he was too chicken to fly!
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follow.it Nov 20
spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Mardave Clemens Ringor Nov 23
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense! 😬
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Melanie Judson Nov 22
When I found out someone had stolen my allotment, I really lost the plot!
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Matt S Nov 22
What's the best thing about Switzerland? Well, there's the flag. That's a big plus.
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Nesper Sign Nov 20
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Take it out for pizza & ice cream 🍕🍦
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Parent Hub Nov 21
Q: What is a cat's favorite color? A: Purrr-ple!
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Caleb Nov 21
I’m fine with my YouTube videos buffering...but when the ads buffer, I draw the line.
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BNC Business Network Communications AG Nov 20
Doppelt profitiert.😀 DILBERT © Scott Adams. Used by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved. . . .
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Stephen Nixon Nov 19
I always giggle when I see these track outlines on cars...Nurburgring or Hungaroring...I'm gonna put an oval on mine 'Brough Park' hehe..
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NineToeJoe Nov 26
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
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Eva Carlston Academy Nov 20
We're loving our joke of the week this week! 😂
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Sean Matthew Lynott Nov 23
This one is cute The answer is pilgrims! @ Treasure Valley Family YMCA
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Parent Hub Nov 23
Q: What do you call babies in the army? A: Infantry!
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Gautham S Nov 22
Maybe this coconut should give us our weather updates @ Fortune Pandiyan Hotel, Madurai
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amfamcurtstaabagency Nov 24
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Schlitt Services Nov 20
Today, a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club. But I never met herbivore.
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