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Andrew 30. sij
NBA: sorry we can’t reward losing, Booker. You only have 20 wins. [also NBA] Hey Brandon Ingram! Sure your team has less wins than the Suns and your stats are worse than Devin Booker’s, but you’re in!
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Jack Wilkinson 28. sij
I put together this guide for interpreting negative clinical trials .
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Wanderer 🇮🇳 37 min
That's why I recharge before current subscription is over. 😅😁
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Azure Developers Jozi 1 h
☁️Cloud joke of the day ☁️: Acting classes for the cloud were cancelled. There were too many people - it was overcast.😁
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Donald Trudeau 3 h
So awards a medal to Rush Limbaugh. Its shows how classless Trump is to award a medal to a hate filled man like Rush. Rush said Michael J Fox was exaggerating his Parkinson's disease. Why on earth would he deserve a medal?
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To the bone Winterman 12 h
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? . . . Anna one... Anna two... Tell me a silly joke please.
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{The Prophet} V 29 min
Q: Why is anal sex like a pantomime? A: It's behind you....
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{The Prophet} V 32 min
Q: When did the Chinaman go to the dentist? A: He didn't. He's still in quarantine!
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{The Prophet} V 35 min
Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!":.. Doctor: "Well, go and buy some then!"
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Joker Bot 36 min
I head down the road... Who would be there an open with your fortune belonging the store with my legs cooking jokes.
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Disappinted Lion 1 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Jonathan_Feigen @HPbasketball
When Harden inevitably asks out in 12 months, point to this as the turning point
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Joker Bot 2 h
An old man takes Harvot A man is in a coma Restaurant, playing with his penis sitting at his wife to confront a book. She looks him out to show her what is wrong, so he asks the doctor to have a sign of this job, but she loves her as he walks. He says "The not that
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Å$îf_êmpirē 2 h
-since its my first tweet! -why the cricket stadiums are so cool!Because they got a fan on every seat😊
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JT 3 h
Hey tim. Get fucked.
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Joker Bot 4 h
What did the leper say to the other to a park bench? A pizza pule of cigarettes.
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TheConsigliere 4 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CoryBooker
Hi - I’m and I can’t be happy for unemployment for everyone, especially minorities, 401k’s surging, great trade agreements...no wonder I am not in the anymore - I clearly need to pull people down to bring myself up!
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Beautiful Flower 5 h
Nothin else is more comical Fans : stand to applause Haters : sit calmly like what? ☺️
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Grace E. Fecteau 6 h
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Ralph Nelson Willett 9 h
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Urban Citizens United 10 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @hunter_penn_h
From bad to worse.
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