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FeistyChristine🇺🇸💞 Jan 19
I mean, last years was so memorable... But not for the reasons you'd think...
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Hermione ❤ Jan 20
Hmm, who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
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Hermione ❤ Jan 20
What if oxygen is poisonous and takes 80 years to kill us?! 😱😨😵
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Nick B. Jan 21
Have you heard of the band 1023MB? THEY HAVEN'T GOT A GIG YET!!!
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Hermione ❤ Jan 20
What if all the Ancient Greek sculpture are actually victims of Medusa?! 😱😱😨😵
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:Dunce 🇮🇳🚩 Jan 21
Replying to @RanaAyyub
Wanna hear a bigger I just came to know you were a "Journalist" too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Leah S-B  20h
Boiler cover from ??don’t bother! My grandads broke yesterday, they’re leaving him until Wednesday before they come out 😤 both in their 80s with disabilities!
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Stephen Goulds 4h
any danger of you sorting out my compensation?? 12 days is too long to wait. Reference no 17425210. Get it done!
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Sean D. Duffy 1h
I hereby demand that all scientists drop what they’re doing immediately & start working on permanently eliminating poop & piss from our lives ASAP!
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Kimberley Bridges Jan 20
needs to sort it out. 3 treadmills and 2 bikes out of order. 2/3 cable machines out of action, the only cables has one clip, so only one side in use. Fly machine with a loose arm and basically all classes cancelled! Xercise with less 🤦🏼‍♀️
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SuicideGirls Jan 18
Tell your funniest in the comments below <3 -
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James Bond 41m
The East IS a ! Out of three teams, the , the & the , not one of these teams attempts to consistently the , at least for , every .
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Al Botcino Jan 20
Me: I hate this! Is this all a dream? Swamp-monster: U kidding me? Me: I want sausages! Meth-addict: Thank you! *starves to death*
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Jordan £**yeah Jan 20
Y'all heard of the dust bunny conspiracy?? I bet you haven't it was all swept under the rug....
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KHANZTV Jan 19
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Michael Barrett 17m
Or the bogus PI (ball also uncatchable) to lead to 7? Or not calling either obvious hold on the 3rd & 18 conversion? Probable 21 point swing on the PI, early whistle, and non-call on the biggest 3rd down of the game. Not to mention the rest NE got away with.
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Terry  Rudi Zarsoff Jan 18
If Cameron White is a better cricketer than Glen Maxwell I'm moving to Nimbin to get in the 💨💨 to see what the selectors are seeing
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Septemberlies✨ 11h
Next time ill try to go to school without underwear
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Micheal Fogarty 4h
Replying to @EtihadAirways
My email address should not be required. Are complaints even looked at if the complainant doesn't contact you through multiple platforms? . I'm beginning to understand why you have a rating of 3.5 on
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JokeFarm 3h
The best thing about Millennials is that it will be another 1000 years before we get any more.
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