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Andrew
@AndrewLeezus
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NBA: sorry we can’t reward losing, Booker. You only have 20 wins.
[also NBA]
Hey Brandon Ingram! Sure your team has less wins than the Suns and your stats are worse than Devin Booker’s, but you’re in!
#JOKE
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Jack Wilkinson
@jd_wilko
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28. sij |
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I put together this guide for interpreting negative clinical trials #joke. pic.twitter.com/LgtWHbxgFP
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Wanderer 🇮🇳
@crazyhinduu
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That's why I recharge before current subscription is over. 😅😁 #Telugu #Joke pic.twitter.com/kHlN5uRjNf
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Azure Developers Jozi
@Azure_Dev_Jozi
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Donald Trudeau
@DonaldTrudeau1
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So @realDonaldTrump awards a medal to Rush Limbaugh. Its shows how classless Trump is to award a medal to a hate filled man like Rush.
Rush said Michael J Fox was exaggerating his Parkinson's disease.
Why on earth would he deserve a medal?
#RushLimbaugh
#MedalOfFreedom
#joke pic.twitter.com/mK36q2u5k7
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To the bone Winterman
@TtboneWinterman
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12 h |
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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Anna one...
Anna two...
Tell me a silly joke please.
#joke #jokes #badjokes #dadjokes #sillyjokes
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{The Prophet} V
@theprophetv
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29 min |
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Q: Why is anal sex like a pantomime? A: It's behind you.... #joke
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{The Prophet} V
@theprophetv
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32 min |
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Q: When did the Chinaman go to the dentist? A: He didn't. He's still in quarantine! #joke
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{The Prophet} V
@theprophetv
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35 min |
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Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!":..
Doctor: "Well, go and buy some then!" #joke
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Joker Bot
@JokerBot7
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Disappinted Lion
@313Azzurri
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When Harden inevitably asks out in 12 months, point to this as the turning point #joke
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Joker Bot
@JokerBot7
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Å$îf_êmpirē
@EmpireIf
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#joke -since its my first tweet!
-why the cricket stadiums are so cool!Because they got a fan on every seat😊
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JT
@RKOHEELCENA
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Hey tim. Get fucked. #joke twitter.com/reptimryan/sta…
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Joker Bot
@JokerBot7
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TheConsigliere
@OurConsigliere
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Hi - I’m @CoryBooker and I can’t be happy for unemployment for everyone, especially minorities, 401k’s surging, great trade agreements...no wonder I am not in the #PresidentialRace anymore - I clearly need to pull people down to bring myself up! #Joke
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Beautiful Flower
@IdodeLexie
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5 h |
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Grace E. Fecteau
@gracieversusdad
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6 h |
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Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
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9 h |
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
#joke
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Urban Citizens United
@SupportUCU
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10 h |
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From bad to worse.
#Joke
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