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kubica 4m
One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”😀
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Coach Tom Haupt 26m
Replying to @Qantas
Still giving me the run around and passing the buck. is a !!!
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Maren Smith Apr 15
As D would happily tell you, lol
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Bad British Jokes 15m
What did the Mexican girl say to her father before he left for the city? Ciudad. 🤣
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laura dugdale Apr 22
I can’t even quite comprehend that guy got 20month &not even a murder or manslaughter charge..yeh he was mugged but he had the knife..the whole country is in uproar about stabbings and knife crime and that’s the sentence
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Prince The Tweet Dog 24h
Replying to @ABC @KamalaHarris
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Lord Stark 3h
Replying to @amiraizat619
Try LOL, it has cartoon character playing 5 vs 5 with no last hit, pull creed and doesn't need to eat tree to be alive and invisible if you go into tall grass.
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Jen Apr 17
This is it. My favourite of all time.
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longtong dawam jude Apr 15
Fowl will lay eggs, you will take the egg and sell it for #20 naira. That’s how child trafficking started in Africa.
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Bad British Jokes 4h
What do you call a Mexican Peeping Tom? Señor Teets. 🤷‍😲😲😉🤣😲♂️
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Soliloquy 3m
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SUNAINA Apr 20
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Bad British Jokes 1h
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. 😶
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kubica 13h
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Loose_Bull 🇮🇳 Apr 21
Allegation of Sexual Harassment was Against the Company Chairman, So he Called an Emergency Meeting Of Other 3 Directors & said - He had only ₹680000/-in his bank & that Lady is a Criminal🤔! Enquiry Over ,Case Dismissed🤣! Other director was asked to write the order🤓
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Danny Jordon 3h
Why are Hills allowed in advert ? Turbo cut to 7/4 last night.
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Detroit Azzurri 14h
Replying to @LakerFilmRoom
When the shadow executive was Kurt Rambis all along 😂😂
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Bad British Jokes 6h
What do you get if you have an overweight Irish traveller take care of your garden? A big fat gypsy weeding. 😲
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Karl Balestrino Apr 21
Smalling = Shit Jones = Shit Young = useless Martial = doesn't give a fuck But all awarded new improved deals... Who the fuck is running this club?!
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so cool 7h
Ok we’ll wait for the powerpoint presentation 2.0 @ user jennierubyjane 😂
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