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Chris Bradbury 5m
Why have a National competition with no review capabilities? Not even for a run out? The bails aren't even off yet & Marsh gets sent on his way? What a fucking joke
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Luke Cracknell 8m
6 screens out on the skydeck - none showing the football. Asked inside and they have “been told not to put in on until after the races”. It’s the preliminary final - what a .
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Savannah Bunch Sep 18
NEW EVOLUTION !?!?!?!?!? SIR'ALLIGATR???
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Alison Simmons 4m
Replying to @LeeDerrick @Hertz
I had over 2 hour wait for my “Meet & Greet” return of my car at Gatwick last night. No apology. When the guy did pick up the call I got a sentence, not a nice one, and the phone put down on me.
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Melvin Haugland 21h
You are a redneck if: Your pet groundhog has ever bitten more than one of your thumbs off.
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Franklyn Neri 3h
What does an unborn child say… …while its parents are having sex? — “Oh yes, daddy!”
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Shitty Insults 2h
Well but now enough Hindus won't tolerate insult!!!
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Ralph Nelson Willett 8h
Q: What’s the biggest moth in the world? A: A mammoth!
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Ross Thurber Sep 19
Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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Bad Jokes Bear 3h
What do you call a man with no limbs under your car? Jack. 👻
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L 2h
Replying to @JulianCastro
How much money did Obama give Iran in cash? Tweet your response to that event. Thanks. Even though these two events are night and day. Oh yeah. Toss in your response when Obama interfered with Israeli election too.
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Dave Woodward 2h
So Hodge should 110% have had a card with the alleged tackle/shoulder to head protocols from but as ever those 'rules' are only in place to persecute the Pacific nations.
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Lester Mestas Sep 15
Q.Where do tough chickens come from? A.Hard boiled eggs!
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Anime Ninjaz 5h
Naruto Sharingan Eye Phone Covers For Huawei
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Marisa Kenney Sep 16
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
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Pam Pinedo Sep 18
Why is a circle so hot???? Because it's 360 degrees!!!
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Rushabh Vasa Sep 12
An Entrepreneur got fined ₹27000 for breaching traffic rules. As his startup is still bootstrapped, he offered stake in his company to the Policeman. Now, the Policeman is busy finding investors for the startup. 😂
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Jon Norelius 13h
Everyone loves a good . Let's hear it! How does it go? Sounds like you are setting the stage for the day this is released and you then label the conversation with some kind of "I was making a joke. Of course I wasn't serious."
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Pika 13h
they can't demonetize all of us
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StrayDog 15h
The legendary Three Walnuts
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