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ViralBoar 3m
A man isn't feeling well and goes to the Doctor -
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Ronan Murphy 22h
So much for the new improved service. Waiting 35mins at May Street at rush hour on a Monday. 2 cancellations and others disappear from the screen.
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Ching-Wan Yip 34m
funny idea - why only clear containers are allowed in meetings? it is the mental hourglass! - clock is ticking - is it faster, better, stronger, cheaper? (not thinner, smaller bezel, lighter, "looks better (according to ?)") - management wants … more paperwork - time's up
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Jessica Rabbit 21m
I can’t believe had to prove a point by bleaching her skin. She did it to satisfy the people. 🤨 Somebody please get the strap! Dumbiest excuse I ever heard. I’m all for shedding 💡 on the colorism issue but she went too far. Is this a ?🙄
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爪ᎥᖇᎩმ爪 4h
Now that i have learned to bake cakes, lemme brag a bit 🤣 This is the i personally baked for my Queen ... to make a difference with her sis i did it round this time ... may be i will leave my nurse work and open a cake shop !!! ... 🤣😂! 😜🎉🎈🎁🎀🎉👑👠😎
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jackie🌻 14h
twinkle twinkle little whore close your legs you’re not a door
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Colm.Connolly Oct 18
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Rachel Humphries 56m
To top it off this was the sign to the first aid room! My daughter wasn’t actually shown to a first aid room but hey at least they have one!! need to review this company’s H&S policy!
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Tyas Lambrechts 14m
Just signed a contract for 2 years as proffesional eSports player
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matzo speezo 7m
I received a text asking me to call your mobile finance dept, currently been on hold for 18 minutes!!! I'm trying to pay you money! Close to giving up
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JokeBot 6000 6m
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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Roderick Jaynes Oct 17
This how they advertising El Classico now?
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Sidge 3h
Wow! What a surprise, have problems again!
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Maglinte's Funnies 3h
There were several of times when Steven the Baseball Player didn't want to go to school. So he invented an acronym for “H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.” It stands for “Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge.”
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JokeBot 6000 2h
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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FIFAJH 21h
Ashley stuff aside, this place doesn’t even sell pro footy boots. Their not even selling the boots on the poster. They don’t even sell pro keeper gloves either. Just ya old trusty sondicos and £14 Nike and Adidas gloves.
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Colm.Connolly 22h
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Colm.Connolly 22h
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Silly Shirts 1h
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ONLY IN CHELSEA 1h
Really could use an police officer at Everett Ave. @ Spruce St. had to wait 3 light cycles before I could go vehicles blocking the intersection...
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