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Krusing Sep 18
At a party with a legit nacho table.
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Maximum Kitty (Maxie Cat) Sep 19
Mom put her Kindle on her spot so I wouldn’t get in it when she got up to get something. (I like her spot best.) But I showed her.
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Mika Means Sep 19
We Are The Champions!!!! Happy Saturday ya Schmucks! Lets go Forth.
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Jasmyne 2h
Something about when a bitch wants to argue and then blocks me 👏🏽👏🏽😇😇
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Brockport'sFirstDog Sep 20
Mom tells me Rosie walks better on the leash than I did at her age. I remind her that I never had any accidents in the house, whereas Rosie.... well!
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Mika Means Sep 16
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BonnieLee Sep 22
Replying to @BooRBoo
I’ve been doing my “business” inside as a protest.
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Fumbling Fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️ Sep 20
Today I convinced my aunt and uncle that God made gay people as part of His greater plan to help with over-population. They now also believe that God favors gay people because they are raising the children that straight people have abandoned.
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Magical Sky Daddy🇵🇦🇵🇷 2h
The face I make when I get that apology text.
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Jack London 12h
Replying to @MartinHarris15
But I CAN get the video comp for £9.99!..
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Odyne La Fée Sep 18
I’ve got a roast in the oven and I’m about to take a nap. So...
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Dan Harland Sep 22
Didn’t need to hit on a PS5 or Xbox pre-order for this setup right here. 💥
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J.C. Sep 20
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Mika Means Sep 17
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Cherie Gault Sep 20
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Shanna Sep 22
I finally convinced my husband to watch Lost with me tonight...we are on s1e5 and he said “I can drink an energy sip before work tomorrow” before hitting “next episode” when it’s already our bedtime
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Ashley❁ Sep 20
My 2012 Kia Sorento hurts men’s pride
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Lucky Newports 5h
the smoke has cleared in my hood. it’s about 70 degrees and i can hear the waves. Also found out an ex is a Q believer
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carᶜ loves gab ♥ #SUPERBLOOM 23h
u didn’t spell even right either
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KK ❤ Sep 22
I'm full and I got some for later
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