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Navanita Varadpande 17h
Behind most successful women is this superbly efficient maid!
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David Entertains 33m
Replying to @__crysign
It can live on land because it was genetically altered with super cool genes. Also, actually, octopus's can technically survive without being fully submerged as I've seen them crawl on land
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Andy Maher 13h
Replying to @tim_michell
I’m sure you’re taking the piss, and I can’t remember what was said, but I’m so fragile they I’ll accept it anyway.
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Cory Popplestone Sep 10
The great yogurt debate. Can I eat a few days past expiry?
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shawn neil 18h
Some kid brought a gun to school at Blossomwood for show and tell. Accidentally shot another.
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Eva Flores 8h
That morning when you realize you went from chugging beer to chugging your coffee at your work’s parking lot
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💙👶🏾BabyNasMom👩‍👦😍 4h
I Really Could Have A Boyfriend But I Don’t Want One 🤣🤣
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2OB@NY 5h
😂😂😂Lol no man, it isn’t! Well...let me go on a limp and say that, everything in the context of performing whatever performance needed to sustain the relationship! 🙈
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Take it Eezi 🤗 Sep 10
Replying to @Luyanda__N
It’s not a fear of change but the consequences that comes in a process to a change. Should it fail, you naked. people fear that,
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Andrew Dalhouse Sep 15
9 in 9 . On your heels bro 👀
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Mohammad Shauzi 15h
There's 3 person in the line up who have the credibility, charismatic and drastic impact on " Malaysia politics " for the last half century of Malaysian political climate. Mahathir Mohammad Almarhum Nik Aziz Almarhum Fadhli Nur
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David Sep 11
anything calleddiabetes os interesa
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Maria Seabright Sep 11
Replying to @sirandymitchell
Dorchester Town
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Cosmic_Gloss Sep 17
Initially I thought people told me I looked 16 because I have a youthful face but now realize it’s because I still wear graphic tees and still get acne in my twenties 🤷‍♀️ oh well
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pitch of doom Sep 10
Replying to @Applepip
hahaha, if you act like you meant it then it's all good
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Stefaney Sep 14
Ive had 0 concept of what day it is all week
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Jennifer Bolston Sep 17
My son trying to engineer his own tower after school! thanks for the ideas! 😂
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Court McDoods Sep 11
*sees cute art of a dude* Could it be? Son number 500,098,851,382?
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James Sep 11
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Jonah Abel 24h
Hmm he his..
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