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karatello Sep 21
If you thought tinder was bad, just wait til you try Facebook dating. One guy's profile pic was just a meth pipe. 🤦
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. Sep 20
Replying to @NickCraft16
🤦🏾‍♀️Head ass😂😂🤣
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Jesse McAbee Sep 21
Why is life so difficult I just want to quit. I'll do anything in this stupid life of mine to make it better but Everytime I try it just gets worse and I'm really tired of everything in my life.
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Gemma Sep 21
Cantwell, first sub coming on for Sterling, doing nothing. Lundstram, 3rd on my bench, cleansheet and assist.
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B Jennings Sep 15
Why I can’t have a fine ass neighbor. Ever since I been living in my own spot every neighbor looks like BEETLEJUICE.
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Megan Goldkuhl Sep 16
Replying to @tgarciaart
I was also including all of the family members we’ve had over in the last 4 months
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Dei Sep 20
Oki. This is enough. You cannot handle simple thing, how do you expect to handle larger thing?
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Katy P Sep 20
Just when I think I want to give online dating another shot, I post a picture of myself in Hawaii, with a caption indicating that it’s Hawaii. Then when I talk in my profile about how I want to move to Hawaii, guys message me, “have you ever been?”
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Aubrey Sep 20
Really think I’ve cried in front of every person I’ve hung out with this week🤦🏼‍♀️
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Guy Ohler Sep 18
Take this as a sign to quit my job
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بہلول 3h
Replying to @Mohtermalaila
All members of Haider Banday: I request you to pls pray for me that may I get back to my professional stature and regain my financial strength soon and just in case if its not in my fate anymore then pray to ALLAH to grant me immediate death, Amen / ILAHI AMEEN 🙏🏼
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ashley leblanc Sep 17
who brings bed bugs into an office and empties the bottle on the desk to ask what they are 😭😭😭😭
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Josh Faulkner and Jennifer Burns Sep 17
I have chewed tobacco for nearly 28 years. I’ve quit about 25 times, almost once a year. Feels different this time though. Day 13, no nicotine, happy as can be!
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bross Sep 15
If one thing could go right , that would be great ....
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💰🏃🏾‍♂️ Sep 17
That lean be fucking me up
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Christina Sep 20
Captain's log ..day five...I gave up coffee when I quit smoking since I can't, for some reason, have one without the other. I miss both so much right now and I'm pretty sure I've gained five pounds😔😔
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Becky Wallace 19h
Replying to @BeckyWallace1
Y’all. Protein shake does not scrub out of Velcro.
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Wesley 4h
will no longer be playing in the NFL. In a related story, I will NOT be asking Kate Upton out anymore. She’s simply not good enough for me...
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John Grefe Sep 18
smoking using Pink Spot Raspberry Mojito. I had tried ecigs repeatedly using tobacco flavor and it didn't stick. That juice was the first one that did it. I no longer vape either.
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franklin. Sep 19
Happy birthday to my blood brother BIG Steve, miss you fool, see you tomorrow !🤧
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