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Pamela Green 8m
I. HATE. CRICKETS. Especially when. They decide to trap themselves in my vehicle. While I’m driving. And then decide to jump on top of my head and get tangled in my hair. Sweet baby Jesus!
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treai Oct 15
I don’t drink but damn this group makes me wish I did
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MoneyMade78 5h
Nagy Doesnt Have A Fuckin Clue How To Run The Ball?....Every Fuckin Week His Gameplan Is A Fuckin Toilet Bowl!🚽🗑💩👎🏾👎🏾😡
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Haikus for Nerds Oct 15
You’re an adult when A rearranged grocery Sends you to aisle Wine
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hummus homo Oct 18
“I’m too weak to call a cab” yet not too weak to climb out of bed, get naked and shit on the floor
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~itsssssyelah~~ Oct 17
Well when you have a bad you literally have a bad day... not only did I smash my fingers twice, spill all the sugar packets everywhere, my shampoo decided to EXPLODE in my fucking backpack ALL over my clothes
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Mary Oct 19
Dicker the Kicker!
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AdorableRedHead Oct 15
No really, I enjoy carrying my booty through the backseat to the driver's seat because you don't know how to park your car. Thanks for the workout!
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BonGrips Oct 14
I just so desperately want a beer I can’t afford. Someone please buy me a fuckin drink?
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Bjorn “roll for initiative” Anders Oct 18
Ever have one of those days and you look at all the things your friends are good at and realize you’re at best mediocre at everything? ...yeah, me neither
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Smithy Oct 15
Come by and grab a much deserved The Healer after a long day
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Graduate-Professional Student Congress Oct 17
Don’t forget: Third Thursday happy hour at from 5:30-8! We buy apps, you buy drinks!
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Dorian Amanda Oct 18
Why it feel like spirit night for my son’s school is every Friday 😩😩😩 🍹
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Mon Cherie A Oct 18
Happy Friday to me finding a lawyer
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DCGIRLTREY Oct 13
Ughhh My boys my boys !!! 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Vanna 😘👅💋 Oct 19
I'm so not ready for this family function.
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Melissa Mugica Oct 15
Today is one of those days that I sit here asking myself "why... just why?"
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Melanie Pepitone Oct 19
When you get dragged down 2 flights of stairs by a golden retriever before 8 am on a Saturday.....
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Stephanie Casiano Oct 15
Well deserved Canada. 👏 We need to wake up!
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Hangry Pixels Oct 19
Playing leaf raking simulator 2019 today. It's so lifelike, but the mechanics suck.
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