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Chris Stewart Feb 21
I bought two hand-painted cushions today. Stupid men will say: β€œHow much? Are you bonkers?” Clever men will say: β€œGreat move. You can go to the pub, the footy and the rugby without complaint for at least a month.”
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Dan Flynn 22 Feb 18
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Mark Ormrod 30 Mar 18
When you swap cars with your wife for the weekend. HUSBANDS CAR: Cleaned, fluids topped up, full tank of fuel, good to go πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» WIFES CAR: Full of junk, no washer fluid, 85 miles left in the tank, honking πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ» πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Max S. Jun 18
Just a little something I whipped up for my wife, who is in bed sick
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Charles Grimm Jul 26
Yesterday we hit 10 years of marriage: 2 children, 2 Masters degrees, 2 houses, 2 apartments, 4 cars, 2 trips to Disney, a good many arguments, a few fights, innumerable laughs, and one life lived together for each other. Not a bad way to spend 10 years!
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Nate Sato 15 Jun 16
Lessons in pillows and bed making.
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Doug Richey Jul 16
Life’s trails are made all the more enjoyable with these three ladies. It is a great honor in this life to be a husband to a dear lady and a father to two precious daughters.
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Dave Kelly 29 Jul 18
Sunday. Joke day. @ Liverpool
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scott foley 2 Nov 17
This is the part where I apologize even though i damn kernel didn’t cross my lips.
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Sam Anderson 30 Jun 16
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Fishing in the Dark Jan 11
Was supposed to be fishing but the weather had storm role in last night so I'm dress shopping with the wife. …
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Icco Elnoel 6 Dec 18
Road to in less than 2 days
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Collin β€œPowers” Kelly Aug 15
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Brian 17 May 18
We used to have a king size bed then the dogs figured out how to get up there, now my wife still has her half of the king while I have 2 space heaters and a 1x4 sliver of space
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Will Brooks 7 Dec 16
The wife wants a new refrigerator... Time to look for a fist fight.
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Liz Earle 18 May 17
Haha!! Birthday card from my dear husband - who knows me too well!! πŸ˜‚β€οΈLX …
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The Bad Doctor 16 Oct 16
Not praising your mom-in-law's cooking means u don't care for wife's relatives Praising it means you don't like wife's cooking
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Joe Martin 23 Oct 17
Text from my wife " has some really cool things right now".... translation...
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Bret Ernst 20 Jul 16
A man can never truly be a man until he's put a duvet on a comforter by himself.
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Dre Brown 23 Jan 19
Me after doing one load of laundry and putting away the clothes πŸ˜‚
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