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Daniel C Chamberlain Sep 22
I'm pretty sure I can run for office. There's not one girl in high school who will admit ever being with me... Daniel C. Chamberlain
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Joanna Sep 19
So true... unfortunately. ๐Ÿ˜
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Rebecca Sep 21
My mom thinks I'm meeting up with boys when I tell her I'm going to church. I've NEVER been more flattered in my LIFE!
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John 40m
"The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit." ~ William Temple
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Vikram Waman Karve 5h
Proposed rate chart outside a Doctor's cabin: ๐Ÿ‘‡ My diagnosis, my treatment: Rs 500 Your Differential diagnosis: Rs 1000 Your Google doubts: Rs 1500 Your diagnosis, my treatment: Rs 2000 Your diagnosis, your treatment: Rs 5000 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Zen + Tao 13h
Garry Shandling on His Friend Thay โ€” โ—‹
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factsworld 20m
Of all the food groups, pizza is probably my favorite fruit.
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Sanguine Alchemist 26m
This one has been thoroughly tested and proven to work.
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Sofia Maria Paz 9h
Haha love it when and come together :D!
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Bob Carver Sep 20
Happy Friday Everyone! Have a Excellent Weekend!
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David Burger ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 10h
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โ˜• Lauren STP Sep 19
In every negative, disillusioning, disappointing situation, there is also , encouragement and . Always look beyond and . It's there.
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Mayumi-chan 3h
Girls always disagree with us. For example, if you're a girl and you just read this, you probably disagreed. :D
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Hilary Price 20h
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Steph Beaulieu 8h
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K Kibbee Sep 20
Hubs--*glaring at the idling carload of people in front of us* "I feel like time just slowed down. Seriously, did time just slow down?" Me--"Simmer down hun...we're stuck in the Taco Bell drivethru, not The Matrix."
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Dr. Giallo 22h
RE-ANIMATOR (1985) by Stuart Gordon 25 gallons of fake blood during the shoot! Japan
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Mesa Sofie Sep 19
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Jesse Seth Frankel 4h
Dare to be a Titan? "Action-packed from start to finish!" Martin Calder only wanted an autograph from his favorite TV star. What he got was the adventure of a lifetime!
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LAUGHING OUT LOUD FEST 4h
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