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cherioke 👅💋 Jul 15
now i can watch netflix in my living room instead of my room 🤪
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Justin Bergeron Jul 10
On my first day back today: I managed to unclog the shower drain, did a grocery shopping, took the dog for walk multiple times, looked up for a HVAC unit repairman, cleaned the house and did a bit of laundry. I don’t think I’ve adulted this hard before 😨
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Svetaivanova Jul 15
One of my housemate's gone to Australia while another gone to Japan. Now is the perfect time to write my story without pants!
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💙 Jo McKeown 💙 24h
Sciatica is killing me, can’t sit or stand, no one to look after me either
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Sara Rose Flips Jul 14
I paid extra for the avocado. That’s just how my low mood works.
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Namecannotbespoken😎 Jul 13
My cat just stepped on an infant toy causing it to sing and play music and me to nearly have a heart attack! 🐱
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Shat The Movies Pod 22h
Replying to @kevlucas10
It’s an Airbnb situation, so you and Kevin won’t be sitting around watching “Angels with Filthy Souls” if that’s what you were hoping for.
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Erica Nastrom Jul 7
The wife is off to Europe and watching Harry Potter -envy
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Louis Catpaws 23h
I'm waiting for my human's to come back from holiday. Meow. Looking cute for the cat sitter!!
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Meisha Jul 16
It's been a while since my last post, but I'm bringing it back with Home Alone: What I learned in my First Year of Being Totally on My Own
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Makayla Sapp Jul 12
reenact an iconic movie scene.
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Matt Stepanski Jul 8
What kind of family only gets one cheese pizza?
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Christina Montez Jul 15
Something about playing my music loud while I get ready 💃🏽
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Michael Jul 12
After assessing the trash can, it occured to me that my dinner was made up of tortilla chips, beef jerky and EL Fudge cookies.
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Michael McCay Jul 15
Congrats to France. The only French saying I know is “les incompetents”.
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Tiger Lily The Magnificent Jul 14
Grrr! This orange cat is even invited to the bbq! VERY NOT HAPPY. Where are my pork chops meow???
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RazorDarek Jul 15
Kevin’s not on the plane.... of course you’re a bad Mom....😂
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Good Boy Jul 8
You should go because your stepmother‘s beard is getting grey
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MaaD_HaDLa Jul 11
New account got me on the Internet
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