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Millicent Bystander ⚡️ Aug 4
Here’s the thing, my lovelies. Yesterday, when it was 33° and complained that he was covered in a fine sheen of sweat while sitting on the chesterfield (it was only 24° in the house), I was at the perfect level of comfort. Even spent the afternoon outside.
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ltmcdies 🇨🇦🥂 Apr 11
Hey apparently here disappeared this tweet admitting he’s just in this to bring down a duly elected PM. Be shame to retweet it, huh
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debi b Jun 19
In touch with his feminine side, much... 😍😍😍
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Bumblebutt The Dog Feb 4
OH HELLO DADDY I NOTICE YOU’RE IN THE KITCHEN : Yes. I am in the kitchen DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN THE KITCHEN : A mess? THAT’S RIGHT CHEEZ AND PEANUT BUTTER : No, I didn’t - DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE : You - I LOVE YOU
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Bumblebutt The Dog Jan 12
ASSTUZE ME yes? OH HELLO DADDY I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE DOG Nope. WHAT I don’t even like dogs BUT YOU ARE THE BEST CUDDLER IN THE WHOLE FAMILY weird, isn’t it? LOOK CAN YOU JUST FEED ME maybe YAY
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Millicent Bystander ⚡️ Aug 7
“What colour are the new living room curtains?” - Me: “burnt arsehole” : “uh...so...brown?” Me: “taupe” : “oh! THAT’S what taupe is!” Together: “burnt arsehole!”
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Dallas Ross Hicks, *esquire...* Aug 9
Replying to @cenobyte
My Dad had my Mom's gold jewelry made into a "Tree of Life" medallion with our family members' birthstones placed on the branches of the tree. An heirloom I will pass to my daughter in the years to come. Maybe a similar idea would work; may not appreciate it now but..
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Steve Firth Mar 16
This is my least favourite time of the year — the yuk season. Still, I had chance to give the an airing when I took out for a run. Perfect frisbee-throwing…
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HisNibs1 Feb 1
China Clipper piston fountain pen demonstrator
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Victoria Matthews Jul 13
My work friends are better than your work friends! 😍🍫 Thank you again ali_in_essex - I’m definitely not allergic to this beaut! 🐶
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Spotcheck Billy the Midgie May 13
Replying to @74frankfurt
Dreamboy well one of three Dreamboys
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Virgil Fran dijk Feb 28
Replying to @clarelea100
How ye keeping?? how's my doggy doing?? 😉
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#rugbyscotland Feb 28
Catch the latest own BLOGGER on his take on the weekend result that light up a poor results elsewhere and where we need to progress in the 🏉😉👌✒️
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Millicent Bystander ⚡️ Aug 4
Replying to @ZombieGopher
loves Arizona. But I’m actually more comfortable with humidity. So. Hawaii!
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Richard Jensen Aug 8
Replying to @cenobyte
Yeah. Well. Burnt assholes are my thing. 😂🤣🤪 Also can TOTALLY see face as he says that with you.
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Bumblebutt The Dog Feb 21
BUBBY BUBBY, YOU SHOULD FEED ME @cenobyteoh good. You found my ABBA discs WITH FOOD, HOW CAN I RESIST IT I think I finally understand why hates this band. BUBBY BUBBY I MIGHT STARVE AGAIN FEED ME, THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT are you...are you dancing?
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Karen Cornwell Dec 9
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HisNibs1 Feb 1
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nico Dec 23
イギリス発チョコレートブランドが期間限定オープンということで行ってきました。値段は少々お高め。次行ったらホットチョコレート買いたい!
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Rod Hull - www.tfw8b.com Aug 14
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