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Paris Hilton Aug 17
Mom: “go get my purse” Me: “I can’t find it” Mom: “if I find it you getting beat” Me:
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Janiyah Aug 11
I have lived with a strict parents for 17 years, & now that I am finally off to college I can joke about the struggles🤧🥺
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Armand Aug 16
My momma coming out the grocery store with bread and sandwich meat Me:
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GREAZYGHETT0GXDDIII$$ Aug 11
when moms found out about da fight
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Lish Aug 13
Real question what happened to the?
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DJ Aug 19
I swear every black child knows the exact range of their momma's voice
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Tamia 👸🏽💛 . 9h
ma taught me to fight when a b touch me , not cs they talking out they neck !😘 .
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Cardi B is my stepmom Jun 25
Mom: Why dont you ever leave the house? Me: Well can i go outside? Mom: Fuck no
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Mooney Aug 19
Walmart Training: If you see suspicious activity don’t make a scene or cause panic Me: *sees suspicious activity* Also Me:
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Its April 🤪 Aug 18
Having the best music on the radio
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el' charro Jul 21
when you mistakenly call your Mom by her first name
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jaylisiaa🗣 Aug 18
When one person in the traffic do stupid shit && yo mama be like .... " uh ah this bitch gmfu ! “ ... ik they see how packed this is why would she do that .
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GeecheeExperience Aug 16
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Chantal King Jun 4
When you’re the new African American kid at an all white school.
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Nurturer Mar 9
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political hoe Apr 12
FUCK I WISH I KNEW WHERE I WAS FROM IN AFRICA AND WHAT MY TRIBE WAS CALLED AND EVERYTHING :(
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Mbadja Boy 📸 May 14
Am I the only one who used to think people with private numbers were rich😂😭😂😂😂
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Constance Jun 30
when you ask your mom a yes or no question and she says “i’ll think about it” that’s a no😂
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suely Aug 19
Replying to @iamdttinsley
I couldn’t even say no cause if I did I would get my ass whopped again
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Mary Omer Aug 19
It will be day two of me having a new hairstyle and the congolese in me is already thinking about my next 😂
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