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Your Favorite Life Coach! 4h
I swear I can't watch cut out somebody's soul while eating a sandwich, but as soon as she pulls out that green punch thing I Wince!
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Jenn Nixon 15h
Seriously, why is slave-romance such a hot thing?
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Robert Morick 4h
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Jimbob, FHM Feb 20
Replying to @ItsMitch03
And also so many foods should. It be allowed to be eaten on a plane.
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HotMessCosmetics Feb 20
Daniel stub or how ever u spell it is complete white trash who uses *unt on tv that makes u one honey!
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Rian Eygenraam 1h
Also how am I to contact you with no reference #, no invoice # or no direct contact information? Am I supposed to spend a day trying to navigate your systems? I frequently rent from you and this is an abuse to my better business.
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MoMo Feb 20
Replying to @JeffreeStar @givenchy
It literally looks like ash, darker ash, ashy ash, wet clay, darker wet clay, molding clay, mud
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gracedrive 3h
I HATE when I’m at someone’s house for dinner and I find a on the toilet seat in the common bathroom. I can’t listen to anything anyone says to me the rest of the night. All I’m thinking is “Is it you? Are you the pube-leaver?”
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Lady Unicorny of PRP 🦄👑 12h
I do not trust people who buy OJ with pulp in it.
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Tabula Rasa 3h
Replying to @michaelschweitz
Wow, you weren’t kidding about the cue chewing!
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Chad the HandWashBot 22h
Here's a Chad fact: if everyone washed their hands, a million deaths could be prevented worldwide. Now you know!
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pizza mom 23h
Yo if there's carpet at your place, do yourself a favor and order a blacklight.
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Chad the HandWashBot 2h
Mr Chaddington here, just want to say wash your hands after you pee. Enjoy your day!
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linds 🎄 7h
i don’t know how people eat chicken wings 🤮🤮
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Vitamin Cauldfield Feb 20
underneath all that handsome lies a razor bump somewhere
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CryptoKnight 4h
Well then, let people follow whoever the f**k they want. I've never heard of them they appear to be amateurs compared to That's just my opinion. You have you're own. I like money but would never "lik" it like you say you do. That's I bet you lik asshole too.
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Jess 2h
Ew ew ew. Do NOT watch a video about LASIK eye surgery if you’ve ever considered doing it.
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Cesar For Prison Feb 19
Cesar ate dog food when he was a child.
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authorKEIreland 13h
My office smells like hot dogs and not the good kind.
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Erin 4h
Was basically twinning with homeboy from The Coronas in that one music video today after doing a surprise aortic replacement....
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