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Melanie Smith 1h
And whoever the bus driver is for the 104 currently at dadeland north needs to smoke AWAY from people, not in the middle of waiting passengers. Its called courtesy. We dont need to inhale your secondhand cancer fumes.
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Hayden 7h
30 minutes later after clipping my sons toenails I finally got the one that went into my eye out.
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Democratic Coalition Sep 18
"Stormy Daniels' tell-all book reportedly gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares his penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario."
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warren shepherd 10m
Now that Disney have got fox does that make Meg from a Disney princess
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Instaham 5h
The AL Central is a pathetic excuse of a baseball division
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Jekyll. Sep 18
Whoever said you wouldn't know the difference between quorn mince and mince is a total liar and wasted my spag bowl. Thanks mate.
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Wade Acuff 58m
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Champ Sep 18
Can I sue Stormy Daniels for emotional distress?
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Linda_BMarsHooligan Sep 11
Replying to @THR
Why is this a story ????,
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FPL Updates&Tips 11h
an injury doubt for Saturday: "He got a kick [vs Fulham] which has ended up a little bit more troublesome than we thought," said Hughton. “It’s certainly nothing that is going to be longer term. We’ll...
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el Jefe 8h
Replying to @Eves1
Ew - More importantly he’s Android.
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David J Wyatt 21h
. This is the 2nd time I‘ve ordered a 1/4 pounder w/cheese that has come out rare. The 1st time I returned it to the restaurant. The mgr told me it was because of the new fresh beef. This is from another location and is even more rare than the 1st.
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nikk 9m
🅱️urple 🅱️acteria from my lab
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Josh Werner 18h
seriously, pecker jokes on a family show? My kids are sitting here listening to this filth. Couldn't mute it fast enough.
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Dustin Day 4h
If a person only drinks coffee for two days straight what will happen to them?
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Jana Calkins 17h
Killing dozens of house flies in the past 24+ hours has allowed me to tap into a rage I didn't know lived within me.
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james Sep 14
I feel dirty rooting for the giants
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Mass Street Soda 2h
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Rob Tychkowski Sep 13
Cruellers getting the respect they deserve.
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Derek Schmidt Sep 14
I'm at on Corydon. Employee on break spent 3 minutes picking his nose then went back to work without washing his hands
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