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Bad Jokes Bear 13h
The Past, Present, Future walk in to a bar. It was tense. 😺
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 14
Did you hear about the particle physicist who took his clothes off at a party? Apparently he did it to get a reaction. β™‚οΈπŸ‘»
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Poolman 24h
Did I tell you that me and some friends are saving up for swimming lessons? We're pooling our resources!
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 14
The recession has really hit me hard. I can't afford to buy anti-depressants. So I am just drinking 'no more tears' shampoo.
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Edmonton Royals Oct 13
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 13
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side. πŸ˜†
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 12
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 11
What do you call a man with no limbs on the wall? Art. πŸ˜†πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜ΆπŸ™‹πŸ˜Ή
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 13
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me. πŸ™‹β™€οΈ
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 13
What's a four legged animal that goes "oom, oom"? A cow walking backwards.
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Chris Sauter Oct 8
Dad jokes from Alexa
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I a n  M o Oct 12
Really? Expecting fans to continue suckling at the corporate test. To paraphrase Nitzer Ebb, it’s not Fun To Be Had.
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 13
Why do squirrels sleep on their stomachs? To keep their nuts warm. πŸ‘»
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Write Gear 22h
Replying to @kim_freelancer
Hope he didn't talk all the way through it!
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Bad Jokes Bear Oct 8
Where do you go for a corn dog? The podiatrist, dog. πŸ˜ƒ
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ElaineX Oct 7
(read the thread/article re Atomwaffen)
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TM Upchurch Oct 7
Nothing prepares you for a Monday morning better than a weekend of trying to rescue your training schedule.
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Maiku Oct 11
[cont.] Who really ought to stop bragging about how you went on a Pepsi audition that oNe TiMe, but didn't land the gig because of your asthma.~ "Oh hey innis😐" (that's what I named my Inner Saboteur) ~Hey Wheezy...btw Got Ya πŸ‘‰πŸ½~ "yeah, good one? πŸ˜•"
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Mark πŸŽƒ- πŸ₯§er Oct 7
Sorry but you guys are getting every call...again.
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Shawn Mullin Oct 7
Is this debate as terrible as this election, or is this election as terrible as this debate?
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