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E O Higgins Sep 14
Local police say they have nothing to go on...
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Dawn Finch 🏳️‍🌈🌈📚📝 Sep 15
My dad was so excited by the gold toilet theft. He finally got to use his “police have nothing to go on” joke entirely in context. He’s waited most of his life for this opportunity.
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barhamm Sep 15
I have a toilet I'm selling. You will need to collect. It's very heavy. Almost brand new. One previous owner/user. I will take only cash. No CC or chequers. Special offer £2 million.
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Conrad and Jack Show 24 May 17
Do you cum when you poop, please tell us. The Conrad and Jack show is live now.
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Mick Twister 26 Jan 18
The head of a major world power Requested some art for his bower; The Guggenheim said They'd lend him instead A golden loo - matching his shower.
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Dallin Burnett 2 Jun 17
The only mark I'll leave in highschool.
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Jennefer Brissenden Sep 16
OMG not only did thieves steal the - the toilet roll was on the WRONG WAY ROUND! 😱
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An American Patriot 1 Jan 18
Dear : I see you've been adding more snappy images and taxpayer-funded video to your Twitter feed, but when you get right down to it, your Twitter is still just like your : No matter how much you try to gussy it up, it's still just full of shit.
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Quinn O'Brien 21 May 13
Talkin about how rich @Balldo2015 and
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Jennifer Worick 25 Jan 18
I didn't know I could love the any more but I do. Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
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A Hologram of Jesus Sep 16
As soon as the is recovered, the owner will be relieved.
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Michigander in FLA..karen 25 Jan 18
Replying to @MollyJongFast
Speak loudly into the *flush twice for password
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✨Elle Campagna✨ 31 May 17
No waiting on line for my friend and I for the 18 KT 😱💩🚽 made by
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phil.i.am 🇬🇧 Sep 16
Blemheim Palace golden toilet theft latest - Police are now thinking it was an inside jobbie.....
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QuakerWitness 27 Jan 18
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Sully Sep 16
' Our security systems are really Good ' Says the man at Blenheim Palace. Yes mate. Your Security is so Marvellous, that thieves walked out with a 100kg Golden Bog .. Totally unseen. Yanking our Chain are you. Because we're pissing ourselves. What a load of 💩
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NorthernSnowdog 30 Jan 18
Replying to @ddale8
What time does he polish the on loan?
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Gerben de Boer 26 Apr 17
If you ask, we give you one! Now that's Experience!!
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Cllr Liam Walker Sep 15
investigations are still on going with a particular focus on one house in our village. Well over 20 Police officers here including search dogs and a cordon with the road closed.
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paul schwartzman 26 Jan 18
NYT: "Asked if she could confirm The Post’s report, Sarah Eaton, a spokeswoman for the Guggenheim, said only, “I have nothing further to add.” Ms. Eaton would not make the email described by The Post available to The New York Times"
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